EXPLAIN ME THIS

Snoop dogg: ``I smonk weed & fuk da police''
Govmt: ``Hello Mr. Dogg pls become citizen of the year 2k14''

Thomas (me): ``I smonk weed & fuk da police''
Govmt: ``Hands up or I shoot you scumbagg''

Mr. Dogg is a celebrity, and you're not.

Thread title: smoake weed eveyday
You: lol i bmp it check en

smoake weed eveyday

Good goyim!

JACKSON % GET

weed is bad and you will die

``I don't smoke weed or sess cause it's known to give a brother brain damage'' - my doctor

Somebody told me that I shouldn't quote ``like this" but rather ``like this'' because that was the ascii standard. I was polite enough not to say that it's a meme, you dip, and instead said that emacs autocorrects " '', but it still bugs me.