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300 hours Intensive Meditation to Start the Year

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 4:10

1st of January to the 20th nothing but meditation all day, up to 15 hours a day. Who else is planning to do this for 2018?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 4:40

Just fucking do it, you retard. Stop shitposting and start pursuing your goals you worthless chink-loving, Buddhism-fetishizing white crackhead. No one is going to compliment you for eating properly nor for not pissing the bed. That's some serious anal-expulsive-type shit. What a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 4:53

>>2
Actually, eating properly and not pissing the bed are considered unnecessary when engaging in 300 hour marathon meditation.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 6:18

Wow that's deep

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 13:47

His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 2:10

I really want to try just sitting there for 12 hours in one position to see what happens to my thinking but I'm too scared.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 8:41

It's called sleeping assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 13:29

>>7
Who sleeps holding a single position? Some gimp locked in a box maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 14:02

>>8
Where can I obtain the assholes that you speak of who rest on their own accord?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 17:08

>>9
Try craigslist

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-12 18:00

>>10
People actually still use Craigslist?

Name: Anonymous 2017-12-13 0:51

>>11
I only use the WSM section

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