Normies are retarded

>muh eclipse
They don't realize you can just turn off the light and close the window/blinds/etc.
*TADA* Eclipse
Personal , per-room eclipse : you can extend it or postpone it.
Even if i wanted to see people watching it(unlikely) i'll could load livestreams.
Traveling to see an eclipse is retarded.
Its like those sport fans who buy airline tickets to travel to some shit sport event in another country. Or tourists who travel "just to see it in person".

The only problem with your plan, OP, is that Chinese already sold everybody faulty eclipse viewing glasses through Amazon, eBay, and AliBaba, so now everybody who goes to see it will go blind. That is, if they don't fall out from Chinese-sourced Fentinyl beforehand. That's right, OP, the Chinese have been lying to you.