1.Number of lifetime sexual partners: slut/cheater detector 2.Number of people murdered: killer detector 3.Number of friends:popularity meter 4.Number of years left to live. 5.Health out of 100% 6.Karma score or morality meter. 7.Place in "people sorted by wealth(including assets)". 8. True chronological age: people wouldn't be able to lie about age. 9.Number of lies told(lifetime): updated per each new lie. 10. Place in "people sorted by their contribution to progress of humanity"
Some useless stats that can be handy in rare situations: 1.Number of total words spoken. 2.Number of relatives. 3.Last phone number used by person 4. percent of time per day spent sleeping 5. Number of pets owned, excluding insects. 6. Length of distance traveled today(counted from midnight) 7.Time since person last talked to someone 8.Number of times a person masturbated in the current year. 9. Time since person last bathed/showered 10. Total weight of all food/drink consumed today.
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Anonymous2017-08-10 5:25
Time in dd:hh:mm:ss since person last engaged in any sexual activity:masturbation included. I will only imagine what will happen to these conservative, uppity "no fun allowed" people when they have to invent new excuses for their tiny time intervals. It will also create something like a NoFap Renaissance.
>>5 that would be epic if people had to figure this one out: This guy has a "1" above his head wtf? Everyone has zeros. What does it mean???
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Anonymous2017-08-10 6:24
The Unique Users Counter IRL. Number of people who had seen them(on tv, on images or otherwise). Say you ever been seen on tv broadcast? add couple of million points. Celebs will usually get counts in 100M to several billions.
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Anonymous2017-08-10 6:26
Number of coconuts fucked. edit:thanks for the gold, stranger.
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Anonymous2017-08-10 12:04
Number of times they have thought of you
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Anonymous2017-08-10 13:26
>>9 "They" as in the person with the number, or they?
Real, unbiased IQ. Will cut down on the tards pretending they have 190IQ.
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Anonymous2017-08-11 6:56
>>12 And also will stop "i'm college educated look at my smartness" douches.
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Anonymous2017-08-11 8:43
Number of captured triple numbers on imageboards with post number larger than 1M. This will be the most useless stat ever and make people question meaning of life, when all they get is 0.
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VIPPER2017-08-11 21:22
>>12 IQ is a concept invented by whitey to make them feel superior