[OMG] we have a psycho killer in this board

First he burned a hamster alive now he threatens to kill an European.

Any alternative gaining European Union work permit visa for a starving Russian programmer?

>>2
I'm from Western Europe and I'd gladly switch passport with you. You'd have to make a public statement that your mental illness is now treated and that you now longer hate russians.

*no longer, obviously

>>3

1. I don't have any mental illness. Despising Russians is just a cleanliness.
2. Unfortunately it is mostly the dislike of Russians that drives me out of Russia. Had Russia been populated by say Norwegians or Icelanders, it would have been a great country, without all that ugly nonsense.

Unfortunately no European country would ever give me Asylum, because hatred for Russians is not a valid reason to apply for asylum by UN convention, but if I continue torturing and killing animals, and insulting Russians, I will obtain enough hatred against myself to apply for asylum by UN definition of refugee.

That is of course if Russians won't kill me first, because I already get death threats every few minutes and some Russians even tried it already.

>>5
I we switch our papers, I will have to live with your name and I don't hate russians.

I'll probably hang out with nationalists and carrying your name might be a bad idea. You are well known on dvach and /pol/

>>6

Yeah. If you present yourself to russian nazis as Nikita Sadkov, then will beat or even kill you, because russian nazis hate Jews. Back in 2006 I was already assaulted by some skinheads, but 10 years later they obviously hate me even more.

>>6

Also, you don't need my passport to live in Russia. It is easy to gain Russian citizenship or work permit, compared to EU.

>>8
I seriously doubt that, there's no chance that I get a work permit. Why would they give me one?

>>9

Why would they give me one?

Because Russia is not EU - there is no job protection. Putin gives millions of work permits even to low skilled muslims, who don't even speak Russian.

>>10
Anything that is making you think that or it just a gut feeling?

>>10
They give work permits to former USSR citizens, not to westerners.

>>11

Russian immigration laws. You just apply for a vacancy, then get a job permit without any troubles.

>>12
Most Tajiks and Uzbeks here are not former USSR citizens, because they were born after the fall of USSR.

>>13
What job? I can't seriously apply for anything. I just want to live like a jobless bydlo.

>>14

Russia has no welfare, so you can't live here as a jobless bydlo. If you plan to live off crime, then you don't need work permit either. I.e. no junkie will ask drug dealer to show an identity card.

>>15
But you don't work, do you?

>>16

I'm living off my mom.

>>17

And I'm also stealing from shops sometimes and even got beaten once for that. You know, in Russia they don't call police and can simply kill you for shoplifitng.

psycho killer

qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>19

a Jew.

>>1

to kill an European
an European

I know this is grammatically correct, but it doesn't seem right. It seems like "a European" would be more appropriate.

>>21
It isn't grammatically correct. You use a or an depending on how the word sounds when spoken, not just on whether it starts with a vowel or not.

>>22

I guess he should kill OP.

>>23
Yes, this mistake (using an instead of a because the word starts with a vowel but is pronounced as a consonant) indicates low-intelligence. A person of high-intelligence would be able to 'sound-out' each word he types prior to typing it -- at such a speed that it barely registers in his consciousness -- while those of low-intelligence are unable to do this at a reasonable speed and thus dispense entirely with sounding-out words or even fully grasping their meaning. These are the people that read WTF as "w.t.f." instead of "what the fuck". These are the people who do not possess the intelligence to seamlessly differentiate between they're and there while typing.

>>24
Hahaha. Yeah their pretty dumb, huh?

>>25
*they're

>>24
A person of low intelligence is one who follows a corruption of an older rule. For vowels, the indefinite article should be an.

>>1
I see Toxic Speciesism and internalized Eurocentrism(with implied Anthropocentrism) in your posts. All animals and humans are equals. A suggestion to reframe your post:
First he burned a living being alive now he threatens to kill another.

BURN THE EUROPEAN

I'm an illegal immigrant from Russia and Arabs are my friends. Together we will undermine Europe and submit it to Putin.

>>18
Make up your mind before ww3 or we would both find ourselves in shitty situations for supporting the wrong side.

>>31

WW3 comes, I will join Russian army, then shot my squad in the back and surrender to NATO troops.

>>33
How could you possibly ever see NATO troops, fool?
Also enrolling? N. S. from the imageboards? I don't believe they'll let you.

>>32
Also you're a good programmer. You can probably get a job in a decent european eastern-country like Slovakia, even with a background check.

>>34
Getting job in EU requires BSc degree, I don't have even high school one. Otherwise I would have left Russia years ago. On the other hand, UN refugee convention says, that if one's life is in real danger, then he can apply for an asylum, which is basically equivalent to the work permit in the country where he applies, but doesn't require any formal education at all.

So I got just one requirement - get my life into danger. Cutting open animals alive, broadcasting that into Internet, will no doubt put my life in dangers, because a lot of Russians will be wanting me dead. Especially if I torture to death former police dog (i.e. German Shepherd breed), because such dogs are held in great love in Russia and cops will be very biased in that case towards me.

>>33

How could you possibly ever see NATO troops, fool?

That is WW3 There will be some enemy troops on the ground. If that is Russia vs China, then I will surrender to Chinese army. Just to do something against Russia.

Also enrolling? N. S. from the imageboards? I don't believe they'll let you.

In case of WW3, everyone will be mobilized, especially volunteers. And then it will be just getting to the front line and waiting for the good moment, where my russian comrades will be under fire, so I can shot them from behind.

>>35
What the fuck man? You're so savage that animal torture is your pathway to seeking asylum? I strongly doubt that any (non-Russian) country will give you asylum knowing that you are psychotic enough to torture animals in order to attract attention from killers to come for your life.

>>36

You're so savage that animal torture is your pathway to seeking asylum?

Any better way getting refugee status? Because you know, just walking into embassy and asking for an asylum doesn't work. They will simply deported me back to Russia as an illegal immigrant. So I need a proven reason.

I strongly doubt that any (non-Russian) country will give you asylum knowing that you are psychotic enough to torture animals in order to attract attention from killers to come for your life.

If they refuse me asylum, then they will be breaking their own law requiring giving asylum to anyone whose life is in danger. The UN convention law doesn't care about animals, only if I ever harmed human being. So torturing German Shepherd should be okay.

Of course, they refuse me after all I did and all the time I invested into it, then I will seek my revenge and will try to kill a EU citizen, gaining his passport. If I get caught, that will be an enormous stink, attracting attention to to the cruel immigration law, where people have to kill to get work permit.

>>36
TLDR: It is in their best interest to avoid messing with me, because I can easily take hostages and then demand EU work permit. That would be a lot more costly than just giving me work visa.

Getting job in EU requires BSc degree

This is not true but I know you what you're going to say next. You're not really interested in the job and the money and you won't even consider an offer unless it's game programming ``in Lisp''.

If you still want to take the political asylum path, there's a better way than torturing innocent animals. Suck dicks, become an LGBT militant and wait for homophobic threats. 100% guaranteed to work.

I haven't watch the video but fuck you. What have we done to you? You've always been a cunt, you spammed /prog/ with the worst of /pol/ for years and in the end we were all genuinely happy for you when you got that fist job.