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MASSIVE RED PILL ALERT!

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-18 4:54

Are you ready for the ultimate red pill? Mass x the speed of light = the amount of energy contained in that mass. Did you know how huge the speed of light is? Even the smallest amount of mass x the speed of light = more energy than you could ever need.
What I have done is gone off the grid entirely and disconnected my power cables. Now I rely solely on the essentially unlimited energy I get from a single little block of matter. No more power bills.

Questions?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-18 6:34

so you do fusion in your mom's basement?

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-18 8:50

>>2
He probably bought an E-cat from Andrea Rossi.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-18 12:55

E=mc? kgm/s is a unit of momentum, not of energy. I can hardly take this theory seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-18 21:19

>>4
Well! It's a good thing that this is not just a "theory," right, captain assmunch?

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-09-19 3:55

I want the blue pill!

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 6:34

>>6
stop posting with a name faggot

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 8:48

>>7
No you stfu asspunter.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 9:07

>>7
woah damn.... it's like eat a dick, cocknigger

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 10:12

>>7
OMFG. kys dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 12:17

feel the power of dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 16:43

>>9
woah damn..........
HEAVY ..... SENTENCE ......................
....... DUDE .................

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 16:45

>>12
Forced memes are unfunny.

Thanks for listening.

Name: Anonymous 2016-09-19 18:10

>>13
Don't mind me, I'm sinking this thread to the bottom!

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Name: Anonymous 2016-09-20 3:20

Interesting red pill. I have one too, related to the giant scam that slow (ie. not instant) internet connectivity is. Instead of relying on toxic, ball-deforming wifi or annoying cables to access the internet at ball-breakingly slow speeds, I use quantum entanglement to instantly receive and submit transmissions. The only flaw is that information cannot be transmitted via quantum entanglement, but I haven't found that to be a problem for regular internet surfing.

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