Urbit Redux

Time to take another look at this folks. It's starting to become functional, and there's enough people using it that there's a community breaking off from the rest of the web.

http://urbit.org/docs/

The fundamental idea is to replace the web technology stack with a distributed LISP/Scheme-like language.

All I see on the page are the below links. Where did I go wrong?

http://urbit.org/cdn-cgi/nexp/dok3v=1613a3a185/
http://urbit.org/docs/urbit.org
http://ajax.cloudflare.com/cdn-cgi/nexp/dok3v=e982913d31/cloudflare.min.js
http://www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js
http://urbit.org/docs/text/javascript
https://ssl/
http://www/
http://urbit.org/docs/.google-analytics.com/ga.js
http://media.urbit.org/site/DSCF8664.jpg
http://urbit.org/docs
http://urbit.org/docs/
http://urbit.org/submit
http://media.urbit.org/site/DSCF8653.jpg
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/overview
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/principles
http://media.urbit.org/site/grid.png
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/address-space
http://media.urbit.org/site/atom.png
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/vision
http://media.urbit.org/whitepaper.pdf
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/roadmap
http://media.urbit.org/site/DSCF8654.jpg
http://urbit.org/docs/posts/company
https://github.com/urbit/urbit
https://twitter.com/urbit_
http://urbit.org/
http://urbit.org/~samsev-sildur/home/56
http://urbit.org/main/web
http://urbit.org/docs/about/overview
http://urbit.org/docs/using/install

>>1
It will replace Malbolge for sure.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I DON'T GET IT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS

>>4
bydlo

>>5
CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS URBIT SHIT TO ME?? ALL I SEE IS SOME CRAZY CODE LIKE '++ HUR.DUR.LEL'
WHY SHOULD I USE A WEB FRAMEWORK WRITTEN IN BRAINFUCK 2.0 ? WHERE ARE THE TUTORIALS ? WHERE IS THE TODOLIST EXAMPLE ?

>>6
Go scrub another toilet, mental midget.

>>4
That's what the physicist said back in 1958 when John McCarthy showed him LISP.

Your urbit is your own general-purpose server. It holds your data; runs your apps; wrangles your connected devices; and defines your secure identity. If you still need your old services, it drives them with APIs.

Oh no, I'm not falling for the same trick twice. First there was cloud computing and it was sold as the next big thing by Jewish corporations in order to control and monitor goyim computing activities. And now there's this―an Orwellian supercloud that combines all clouds in a monitored control grid.

Thanks but I don't need your brave new world. Call me a Luddite if you want, but my files will be stored on my hard drives, where I own them and I control them. And as a free man endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights, I will continue to oppose all forms of tyranny, especially sneaky stealth-tyranny like this.

>>9
Except you have precise control over what you share with the universe on Urbit.

>>9
There's nothing wrong with hosting your own Urbit device within your own computer.