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The width of one's anus

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 13:18

Worth knowing or what?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 14:26

It's variable so the dimension doesn't even exist

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 14:31

>>1
"Width" is social construct

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 14:59

>>2
Ani are not infinitely stretchable so you could probably rely on the value of the circumference of an anus when it's stretched to the max.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 16:08

>>4
Not a typical condition, its like measuring max weight tolerance on an shelf by sitting on it.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 16:48

Ani are not infinitely stretchable

Effectively they are since they'll tear eventually. But you can't even get the measurement right before it tears since that's arbitrary.

There is no way to measure this. This thread is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-10 16:54

>>5
How else would you measure the weight tolerance of a shelf? That's exactly how I do it.
I'm now wondering if an inflatable ballooon could be the perfect device for measuring an anus' circumference.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-11 1:37

>>3
A self-proclaimed fat activist, Virgie Tovar, promoted the idea that overweight people are an oppressed class at a University of Minnesota event called “Dispelling Myths: Fat, Fatphobia, and Challenging Social Stereotypes.”

The event, held on International No Diet Day (May 6), was sponsored in part by the university’s School of Public Health and its Office for Equity and Diversity.

"Weight loss is not a realistic goal for most people."

“Fat activism” puts overweight individuals into a category with other groups of people who claim to be oppressed. It puts the blame of being fat on society as a whole instead of the individual.

Tovar, who gave her talk through Skype, told the small crowd in attendance that negative body perceptions are taught through societal mechanisms, and that overweight people cannot lose the extra fat.

“Weight loss is not a realistic goal for most people,” Tovar said.

She claimed 80 to 90 percent of people will regain the weight that they lose while on a diet and that it is important for people to realize that “the body you have now is the only body you will ever have.”

Tovar said diet culture is a tool of “white heteronormative society” and declared that “exercise and diets are constructs.” Society, she said, is fat phobic and that “Fat phobia is a form of bigotry, is a form of discrimination.”

Tovar harped about discrimination regarding choices in sexual partners, how chairs are designed, and public transportation usage. In fact, Tovar claimed that fat shaming has made her avoid public transportation during peak hours.

At no point did Tovar address deaths caused by heart failure or diabetes. Tovar also failed to mention the fast food industry, instead decrying diet industries and doctors who she does not think are qualified to speak about health.

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=7566

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-11 5:22

>>7
I did not realize shelves were supposed to hold the full weight of a person?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-11 6:31

>>9
What are you gonna do, use a medium size dog?
A real shelf must handle being filled fully
http://www.ehow.com/list_7607477_requirements-weight-limits-shelves.html
A standard shelf measurement of 3-foot by-1-inch-by-12-inch should bear the following weights: 313 pounds for oak shelving, 200 pounds for pine, 129 pounds for plywood, and 87 pounds for MDF, This Old House advises. Normal sagging is 1/4 inch, which increases by another 1/8 inch over time.
A 4-by-6-foot plywood shelf mounted to ceiling framing supports about 160 pounds

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-11 8:49

>>10
Pounds? Do you mean kilos or dollars, retard?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-11 9:56

>>11
Only communists measure in Kill-o-grams. Learn freedom units.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-12 5:42

An approximate measurement is reasonable though

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-12 12:57

>>12
Freedom units? You mean the SI units, created in the land of Liberty, Egality and Fraternity?

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-12 13:48

>>14
No

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-12 14:06

>>15
Oui.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 16:42

>>14
Yeah, so free in fact that police show up at your door if you post something on Facebook that the government doesn't approve of. Or publishing material critical of a certain historical event. Just ask Dieudonne and Robert Faurisson. I'm not anti-metric, but to say modern France (and much of Europe) has "freedom " and "liberty" is fucking laughable.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 16:49

>>17
Denying Holocaust is like denying Jesus or making a hamburger from a holy cow - it gets you burned at the stake.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 17:58

>>17
No less than the US.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:07

What's the point of denying (or confirming) the Holocaust anyway? It's something from 70 years ago, jeez. Just leave it to historians and focus on the present day.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:16

>>19
In the USA you have the Institute For Historical Review and can legally hold meetings with no government shutting it down, good luck trying that shit anywhere in Europe.

>>20
Yeah, who cares about outmoded concepts like free inquiry, freedom of speech and expression, civil liberties, freedom, liberty and sovereignty? *Yawn* Quick! Another celebrity posted something silly on Twitter to distract you with!

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:23

>>20
Holocaust is the foundation for European communism and Russian patriotism (WWII worship is the main religion here in russia.). If capitalists weren't that evil, then communists are the most evil people out there.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 18:27

>>22
Also, any denial of holocaust angers russians, who want weak europe.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 22:24

>>23
I doubt it's because they love the Jews, but because the ones who usually deny the holocaust are trying to play up the idea that the Germans were nice and friendly and didn't commit any atrocities. It's easier for westerners to say that because the western front was relatively nice compared to the eastern front.

Not that Stalin wasn't just as brutal, which makes me wonder why Russians seem to like him so much.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 22:33

>>24
Stalin was gay himself.

"Thereupon, I held out my hand to shake hands with Stalin and, to my amazement, Stalin took my head in his two hands and gave me a large kiss! I swallowed my astonishment and, when he turned up his face for a return kiss, I delivered it." -- William Bullitt, United States Ambassador to the Soviet Union

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-14 22:36

>>24
It's easier for westerners to say that because the western front was relatively nice compared to the eastern front.
Eastern front had a few million traitors, serving Hitler, and many workers voluntarily helped to arm german army:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostarbeiter

a lot of them got executed after WWII.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-15 19:33

>>25
That was probably Brezhnev not Stalin. Brezhnev was the one fond of kissing everyone, the poor old crank.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 3:00

Anii

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 3:13

>>25
Yeah right, as if a slav is actually going to use words like thereupon.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 4:10

>>29
Retard.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 4:12

>>25
Stalin was Georgian. A lot of Caucasians greet men with kisses. If you want a better proof of his gayness, look at his drawings.

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 10:45

check em

Name: Anonymous 2016-05-18 16:16

Why would you need the exact width? are you using Emacs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo (SFW)

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