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Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 21:54

Hey /lounge/ what is the alpha way to say "pls respond"?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:09

"ANSWER ME!!1"

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:22

>>2
What's alpha in this? It's beta af.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:41

αnswer me!!!11!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-14 23:52

Well thanks for nothing, I guess. I thought you were the clever guys of the Internet, but you're worthless.

Nevermind, I think I screwed up big time. I probably shouldn't have used may may arrows while texting her. She will never answer and it's all your fault.

Losers.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 0:45

Alpha is that big muscular guy who will rape your gay ass for breakfast. True alpha male either served in army or had several jail sentences for armed robbery. There is no other way to become a male. So try speaking how soldiers or felons speak. Listen to some rap music. All niggers are alphas.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:16

>>6
army people aren't ``alpha", they're inconsequential cannon fodder who either work glorified office jobs or go through INTENSE COMBAT SITUATIONS by piloting drones or calling airstrikes on ragheads hiding in caves. Semper Fi.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:22

>>7
Airstrikes are called by anonymous shitposters via twitter relays nowadays.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 1:33

>>7
What about marines? They are required to be alphas.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 2:01

>>9
Maybe so. I'm talking about the average army grunt, which are the most common type.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 5:21

>>10
Talk about these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 5:30

INTENSE COMBAT SITUATIONS

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 15:00

>>5
You aren't supposed to use may may arrows with anyone.

Name: Futuristipastica11Cauoo+XsTV 2016-04-15 15:44

Take on the mighty warriors of Wingdan!

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 17:12

Some people, when confronted with an autism, think "I know, I'll use may may arrows." Now they have two autisms.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 18:13

>>6
Jailed people aren't ``alpha'', if they were they wouldn't be in jail.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-15 20:44

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 7:58

>>1
Hello M'lady, I'm deeply sorry to interrupt your routines but have you forgot i've made a question that was addressed towards you recently. Please forgive if this question was misappropriate at this time as i've may overreached your comfort zone or made your boyfriend angry.
Toodles, your biggest fan and proud Bernie supporter.
#feelthebern #berniesanders2016 #sandersforpresident

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 11:35

>>9
They're more like angry pets aren't they?

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 11:45

>>17
Behaving like a monkey to express your rage of having a small penis is not the same as being alpha.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 15:41

All niggers are alphas.

What other myths do you believe? The Rothschild New World Order? That blacks have biggest dicks? The Easter Bunny?

Name: The Easter Bunny 2016-04-16 16:46

Ask me about the reptilian conspiracy

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 17:05

Yesterday my daughter was slapped in the face again by the exact same boy. Again. We got called up to the school and they had an interpreter in there yesterday and she said, the interpreter said, the little boy just wants to fit in.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 17:12

>>23
When that Muslim boy killed another in school, his father said it was because the school didn't do anything to establish his son's honor.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 18:47

>>24
They need more sports programs so these boys can grow up to be successful like Osama Krayem.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 20:50

>>21
I believe in The Rothschild New World Order but don't believe that niggers are alpha

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-16 21:12

>>26
A scientific fact: niggers have huge dongs.
http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/

Get with that.

Name: Anonymous 2016-04-18 14:56

>>27
That's one of the worst sources you could ever pick.

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