>>197I've had several females, of all ages, brandish weapons at me with very little provocation before. Let's see now, when I was seven, I stole the remote control from my imouto and changed the channel, so she started throwing stuff at me and when I threw shit back, she went to the kitchen and got a knife. A few years later, I called a friend of hers ugly, so her friend tried to knock me in the head with a brick. I don't even know where she found it. When I was about sixteen, some foolish neighbors left their four year old as my ward. As soon as they were gone, I started trying to teach her swear words, but she wouldn't even say ``damn'', and she freaked out, ran into the kitchen and got some skewers, and told me to stay away and stabbed at me when I tried to take them. We were friends again when I told her she could eat all the junk food she wanted and stay up late though. When I was in college, I went on a road trip with some friends. We broke down in the middle of Asshole, Kansas or someplace very much like that, and I was on Sprint and they were on shitty nigger-quality phones, so we didn't get any service. Some old lady stopped and offered to let us call someone, but she pulled a gun on me and told me that she'd shoot if I ran off with the phone. What a fucking cunt. A few months after that, I had a knife pulled on my again, this time by my then-girlfriend when I told her that I had no intention of marrying her. Girls are fucking crazy, man.