Drugs thread!

Which 2hu would you drop acid with?
Which Rozen Maiden would you do stims with?
Which Higurashi would you do dissociative with?
Which Lucky🌟Star would you huff solvents with?
Which Ichigo Mashimaro would you shrooms with?

>>117
Actually, you probably had a smartphone. I remember you took a picture on the streets for New Year's Eve, a few years ago. Your story must be true. Shit. Sorry bro, why didn't you tell me that earlier?

>>120
It's all true, but yet here I am, a stoned weeaboo pedophile, and my day job is a junior java programer. I don't deserve any respect. I only barely read my SICP today.

Stoned? Is that something new? And what's wrong with being a junior Java programmer when you're young? I don't think the oil field job was better.

About SICP, have you ever read the whole chapter 5? Nothing else matter.

Money junkies disgust me. How can they be so addicted to greed that they would be willing to sacrifice almost half their day slaving pointlessly just for a small dose of money???

>>124
The Jews made them wagecuck. Jews are afraid of NEETs because they are the last free men.

And no matter what happens you still have your /prog/ friends and your anime friends too.

>>123
Yeah, stoned. I smoke the "girl scout cookies" strain of marijuana. Not because I'm particularly interested in this strain, but because it does sound cute. I end up like this every day. What a loser I am. Today I sat at my desk for a eight hour long skype cal in which Saadat from Whthefuckknows was my pair programmer. Saadat is an idiot. Saadat wants to argue about how many spaces to a tab, and how we should treat newline characters from source control. I've suffered Saadat for three and a half months and he does nothing but change my do worthless shit like change protected variable to package for testing. I hate you Saadat.

And what's wrong with being a junior Java programmer when you're young? I don't think the oil field job was better.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~! This is not how my life was supposed to be! I demand a do-over!

About SICP, have you ever read the whole chapter 5? Nothing else matter.

I work through it in different languages. I find it givesa good sense of the language. Currently trying Prolog, but Prolog is a little butthole.

>>124

Money makes the world go around. If you can't understand money, you cannot understand the world.

>>119
I feel like you trying to make me pity you. I don't like that.

>>128
Why? It's not like there's some shortage of pity for you to feel, you selfish asshole!

>>127
Saadat sounds like an indian. This is your fault for working at a company that would hire indians.

Seriously though, if you are that unhappy, find a new job.

>>130
To be fair, >>127 is clearly an Indian too. Observe his command of English and tell me otherwise:

he does nothing but change my do worthless shit like change protected variable to package

>>131
please don't cuck my shit up fam

>>132
please check my dubs fam

>>128
What have I said that would be a ruse from which to extract pity? I'm still better off than most.

>>130
What company isn't hiring Indians?

>>131
I-I'm sorry! I swear I'm not retarded or brown!

>>134
You're a programmer, you should be able to follow the instructions in a meatloaf recipe.

You're either a troll, a retard, or a particularly inept shill.

>>135
I think I will. It's just ground beef mixed with crushed up crackers, onions, bell pepper, garlic, tomato sauce, diced tomatos, pepper, and salt, maybe an egg. Use mushroom soup as a gravy base. Get some red potatos, cut them in half and boil them for twenty minutes, smash 'em, put in some butter and mash 'em. Maybe put a little cheese on them. Slice up some zuchini or cobbed corn and toss it in some steam. Severed with some rye toast on the side and artificially sweetened tea. That does sound really good.

>>136
Why would someone shill in the ⁶⁶I'm a degenerate loser⁹⁹ thread?

>>136
That's rather cute and amazing.

>>137
What is so degenerate about doing drugs with anime characters?

>>139
N-nothing at all, its all normal and a part of our glorious modern culture. Keep watching japanese cartoons and never reproduce.

>>137
They sell meatloaf at Boston Market, if you are in the US. If you throw a tantrum, they can probably put the egg on top, but they will probably draw the line at letting you eat it with your daki of Hina at the restaurant, so you'd better make it take out.

>>140

Keep watching japanese cartoons and never reproduce if you're white.

>>139
You are corrupting your brain with poisons so you can watch a cartoon made for autistic child molester so you can get more into it. This is on the very edge of depravity and deep into the realm of degeneracy. Won't someone do something to stop this menace before more innocent lives are lost?

Degenerate dubs

Fuck off.

>>145
U mad bruh? Stay mad lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

>>142
https://i.imgur.com/3jlGH.jpg

>>147
I didn't know this was an imageboard?

>>148
You can even embed images http://bbs.progrider.org/meta/read/1456696639 in the post

>>148
Is that supposed to be a question?

>>150
Of course, how can someone be expected to know whether they don't know something themselves?

>>147
What sort of mental illness\disability does it take to do something like this?

>>152
It seems like a cultural thing, some just don't get the concept of a text only board.

>>152
It is typical of imagereddit users to post imgur links where they are not welcome, such a disability is known as retardation.

>>154
Check em

Smoking weed with a loli!

>>156
A-anon, that's too lewd! A-and highly illegal too probably....

The best things in life are either illegal or too expensive.

The best things in life are my penis.

>>157
But wouldn't it be just so cute?