quantum anus teleportation

In the 22nd century they will have the technology.

Discuss.

I have told you all I think you are entitled to know.

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

schrodinger's anus

Is it alive or is it dead? ^-^

In the 22nd Century, "anus relocation tele-technology" (ARTT) will permit marriages to achieve moar intimate linkages. Instead of exchanging metal rings, couples will exchange anal rings. Each will replace their oan anus with the anus of their mate!

Sounds painful!