GRAB the willy!!

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

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redflags for guys

shorter than 6 feet

lives with parents

does not go to school/graduated

does not have a job

< 8 inches srsly

watches anime or obsessed with japan

plays video games for more than 2 hours a week

browses /r9k/

makes less than 60k a year after college

not confident

boring to talk to

no sense of fashion

control freak

arrogant

beta

Please kill yourself if this describes you in any way. World has enough trash tbh. I probably could go on and on but seriously. Go in your kitchen and grab the steak knife.

>>3
That's a lot of stuff that nobody ever said!

/gsg/ go home

>>3
The guy you're quoting sure likes babbling about random shit.