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Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 12:58

“I was at a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, and he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless. Next thing she loses, because she is bad – and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost again she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and then says “[Name], I know I can win this time! What do you say?” I thought she was joking so I casually replies “Yea, whatever”. Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like “Hey, a bet’s a bet.” and my girlfriend respond with some bullshit like “Well, Im a woman of my word”. Withing the space of fifteen seconds she’s then literally on her kneeds, topless, sucking this guy’s dick. There was nothing I could do about it. Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing/try not to look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying “Go, show him. Let him see” and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it and swallows it in front of me. What the fuck just happened?!?!?!?!?”

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 14:03

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-28 17:12

lol OP you've been cucked in front of everybody

>being this beta

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 6:17

casual sex
premarital sex
you deserve it.

is dating just a codeword for mutual masturbation (what normal person sex is, no different than raping or using a prostitute)

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 8:27

>>4
I read that as ``using a prostate''

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 9:01

Please respect the srs tag. What do?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 9:23

>>4
have you never dated someone before anon?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 9:42

Im a woman of my word
woman of my word
woman
of my word

Feminists have gone buck-crazy. There's no such thing as a woman of her word, only men are capable of keeping promises.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 10:54

>>7
ends and means
normal people and their dating
just using eachother as an ends to sex
being a rapist is more moral than the billions of people and their non-loving sexual doing

how do you passionately kiss a person you are not in love with? holy fucking shit this world is nuts and the reasons for my suicide is never ending

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 12:22

You should suck some random guy's dick in front of her. See how she likes it!

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 12:38

How you like these dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 15:17

I was at a party with my girlfriend
That's enough, didn't read the rest.

>>3
EPICCCCC MEMEMS /B/RO XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:02

>>9
Dude chill out. There's plenty of like minded individuals you can choose from. You are religious are you not? Feel lucky that there's a worldwide organization of people that have the same values as you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:05

After re-reading your posts, you may not be religious. In that case, join the club. We're all fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-29 17:53

allahu allahu allahu allah
allahu allahu allahu allah

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 0:16

>>13,14
what if i told you i was a wizard

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 5:45

>>16
what if i farted on your face

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 19:51

>>17
what if I was smoking a fag while you did it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-07-30 21:22

>>16
Then you're a manchild.

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