Mexican Jokes
Name:
Anonymous
2015-07-21 15:11
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
Whats a Mexicans favourite sport?
Cross Country.
Name:
Anonymous
2015-07-21 15:12
What’s the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
Jesus doesn’t have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
What do you call a Mexican who can swim?
A Texan.
Name:
Anonymous
2015-07-21 15:13
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan.
There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
Name:
Anonymous
2015-07-21 15:14
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.
What do books have that Mexicans don't?
Papers.
Name:
Anonymous
2015-07-21 15:15
A Mexican, an Irishman, and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fuck out of here!"
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