The universe didn't exist before I was born

And it will cease to exist once I die.
Actually, I'm not sure it exists at all. Maybe everything is just an illusion.
You ever get paranoid that everything is just a simulation and researchers are watching you? Or maybe I'm crazy and locked up in an insane asylum and I only think that I'm posting on a website right now.

Lay off the psychedelics

Its strange to see people experiencing this kind of sophmoric logical reductio phase as someone who is long past it.

>>1
You aren't a programmer. It's easy to tell. Non-programmers shouldn't be allowed to comment on things beyond their grasp.

>>4
You aren't a philosopher. It's easy to tell. Non-philosophers shouldn't be allowed to comment on things beyond their grasp.

>>5
On the contrary, programmers are philosophers. In fact, programmers are The Philosophers.

http://www.scottaaronson.com/papers/philos.pdf
https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/computational-philosophy-science

>>5
Oh yeah?

http://i.imgur.com/hALcGSQ.jpg

>>7
Terrible!

>>7

than

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