progrider survey

1. Are you heterosexual?
2. Do you use drugs?
3. Are you a programmer? (hobbyist or otherwise)
4. Do you have a college degree?
5. Do you have a job?
6. Are you fat?
7. Are you religious?

Stop with this shit, please.

2. Do you use drugs?

I don't do drugs, I am drugs.

I'm black and all your questions are racis!!!

I’m a proud offshoot of a glorious dynasty of racists that started with the Covenant of the Pieces that God made with Abraham... Since then, racially pure kibbutzim without a single Arab member and an army that protects a certain racial strain have been established, as have political parties that proudly bear racist names such as “Habayit Hayehudi” — “the Jewish home.” Even our racist national anthem ignores the existence of the Arab minority — in other words, the people Ben-Gurion did not manage to expel in the 1948 war.

Fork me on GitBook

1: I prefer softly
2: 11 to 15 (but 16 may be ok)
3: Reimu, obviously...
4: Yeah, sometimes
5: 17cm
6: Mostly Sub-Saharan African
7: Don't know
8: The US of A

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. Yes.
7. Yes.

1. Lolies!
2. I've recently started huffing gasoline because of how good /lounge/ said it was.
3. Programming is demeaning. Fuck that nerd shit.
4. I have three degrees.
5. My uncle got me a shill job with the JIDF, but I just don't think that work is for me. It's so boring and takes away all my free time. My dream is to be a NEET, where I can leach off my parents and take shits on the floor until I die of hypertension from all the ramen I eat.
6. Not fat enough to get disability, they told me. I tried bulking with some fried chicken, but all it did was make me lactate. Fucking hormones man.
7. I've tried various rituals and spells before, but nothing worked, so I'm guessing that either there isn't a god, or that I am god and I've somehow locked my powers away as I live as a mortal for some reason. It's not so bad though, since my guardian angle is always watching over me to keep me safe. So ^_acute~!

>>9

2. I've recently started huffing gasoline because of how good /lounge/ said it was.

I was afraid of this the moment we were talking about it. Fuck! You better stop!

huffing gasoline

wut? this is some abbo tier way of getting fuckt even dindus stopped doing it

>>10
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Stop what?

>>12
This is going to sound weird, and we will probably never meet irl, but of all the people I've meet on the net, you are the most special to me, and I would be devastated if anything bad happened to you. That is all. I'm going to feel silly if you were joking

1. gay
2. mushrooms
3. haskell
4. glasgow
5. NEET
6. obese
7. jesus saves

>>13
Now you've made me feel bad for making you feel embarrassed! Why do you do this to me? WHY? WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SHOUT AT YOU? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME HIT YOU?

Mattaku, anata ha baka! Of course I'm not fucking huffing gasoline. Everything (except one thing) in >>9 is a lie. I lie. It's what I do. I'm a liar. It annoys me that you even entertained the idea that it wasn't a joke. This is just almost as awkward than when my dad asked me if I was gay.

>>15
That was the my highest probable inference, but even the tiniest probability of it being serious, or a joke while also true, was enough for me to write >>13. I'm actually curious about huffing gas. I think I would try it if the experience wasn't in fact the concurrent destruction of my brain. But if a day comes where I no longer value the functioning of my brain, I may try it then. If it wasn't for my own curiosity I probably wouldn't have written >>13. I feel...silly...and kind of sad now...

>>15

I lie. It's what I do. I'm a liar.

That's a really obnoxious way to live your life.

>>17
Hey, there's nothing wrong with having a hobby.

I regret writing >>10,13,16 while drunk.

>>16
I actually did huff gas/flyspray/glue several when I was ~14 and trying to fit in. The warning on those Erowid experience reports "their psychoactive effects are inseparable from nerve and organ damage" does match up with my experiences while huffing - there's not much to recommend it.

The trouble is, most people who huff do it when they are young and inexperienced with other drugs. So the reported effects you read about would seem exaggerated to somebody who smoked weed or taken acid/etc. There's no hallucinating or the kind of sensory input confusion that makes hallucinogens so interesting, your brain just breaks down for a few minutes.

To somebody experienced with real drugs, the sensory effects of huffing are only mildly enjoyable and not at all novel. You basically just tingle all over, feel slightly drunk and euphoric, and senses become extremely distorted (hearing noises, seeing things that aren't there, paranoia, etc.) for a few minutes and then it wears off.

Smoking that mexican tripping weed shit is far more bang for your buck if you want an intense 5 minute high. And it won't leave you a drooling retard for life like me.

>>19
Yes, the novelty wore off for me once I realized my dreams are just as far out as what they described if not more.

>>20
I can't remember any of my dreams. I think it's on account of all the weed I smoke before I go to bed.

>>21
Maybe you should only smoke after waking instead. Dreams may be important for anonymous' health.

Alpha male here. I lol @ the type of anonyloss beta-type that needs shit like dreams for his health. Seems feminine is all, not hating.

>>23

Alpha male here

ha

People should be content with weed and maybe LSD or mescaline. It's the idiots who can't get a hold of the dealer, thus decide to do insanely stupid shit like huff gas because they're bored, that keep drugs illegal.