> drive on highway, carefuly watching to not go over speed limit and other rules like safe distance from other cars > heee hooo heee hooo > 'Hello officer, how can I help you?' > 'That will be 1000€ for not looking at McDonalds billboard that was in first 1/3 of the highway, don't you know all billboards have cameras monitoring if drivers look at their ads and it's illegal to not look?'
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Anonymous2015-06-07 18:12
Fail, I do not get a officer whining to me if I do not look at the ads.
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Anonymous2015-06-07 18:13
Which programming language is that?
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Anonymous2015-06-07 18:18
and then he lets you off with a warning because you're black and he doesn't want to be accused of racism, which is punishable by death in the Multicultural Empire of America
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Anonymous2015-06-07 18:28
>>4 No, the officer first offers the Black Overlord to fuck him in his white ass if His Black Majesty wishes to. Then lets Him off with a thousand-dollar gift from the state, hinting that he wouldn't mind if the Black Overlord came over to fuck his white wife, too.
>>6 Because OP insisted on using greentext, even though the code tags don't wrap.
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That will be 1000€ for not looking at McDonalds billboard that was in first 1/3 of the highway, don't you know all billboards have cameras monitoring if drivers look at their ads and it's illegal to not look?
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Anonymous2015-06-09 9:22
>>12 God damn it why is the image of someone eagerly clicking every ad they see so funny?
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Anonymous2015-06-09 19:17
>>13 That's how I imagine the average American, by the way. Totally brainwashed by the media and advertisements and believing every marketing ploy created by his corporate masters.