>>6 That's what was so amazing about the neet threads on /jp/. non-neets were pretending to be neets so they could participate in the thread with all the cool neets.
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Anonymous2015-06-08 1:46
>>5 Oh yes, the good old days, when ZUN!bar would regale us with his military recruitment slogans, Arc was a nigger, Suigin would spam kopipe all over the place, people would follow QC around and bump every thread he posted his spam in, and shitskin cancer patient Anonymous of Columbia deleted threads at random unless you emailed him proof that you shit on the floor like a TruNEET, while being taunted by dozens of dedicated shitposts organizing off board and spamming Buttranger everywhere. Metathreads, /jp/ Manor, talking about how we might all be little girls one day, endless Umineko funposting, and I think I even remember some Otaku Culture threads every once in a while. The shitposting was never as good as [/spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler], but it came close at times. Good times.
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Anonymous2015-06-08 2:48
I mostly posted in the idol threads.
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Anonymous2015-06-08 3:46
>>9 Well, that's better than the doll threads, I guess....
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Anonymous2015-06-08 4:39
>>8 I miss shitting on the floor threads. Those were the best.
By the way, does anyone know what happened to the homeless tripcode anon from Canada?
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THE PHANTOM2015-06-08 14:23
Yes. As I stand here before you today, I acknowledge I am the Phantom Shitter that has plagued our office for the past 2 months. Yes, I know this idea is from Flight of the Intruder.
I just need to come clean.
It was me who took the upper-decker in stall 2 of the womens bathroom
It was me who shat in the upper riht hand drawer of the VPs desk
That horrid smell in the copy room? You guessed it. I took down a ceiling tile, crapped, and put it back up.
The cute new intern? It's my fault she left. She left her purse in her cube overnight. Yep, I got it.
The anal retentive accounting woman? You know her, she nitpicks every expense you have. Wel to make you all feel better, last week, at 1am on a weeknight, I removed the cover from her computer, shit, and then reassembled. i have no doubt that was the cause of the 4 hours of closed door meetings the next day.
Shall I continue? Yes.
The office managers coffee cup. I apologize for this one because I had Taco Bell. It was more of anal piss than crap, but nonetheless, the boss had to go toStarbucks the next morning.
The turd in the trunk of the office "luxury ford taurus?" Mine also.
oh, and that wasnt dog crap sitting in a nice pile on the sidewalk leadin g to the main entrance. Come on, when was the last time you saw a 250 lb dog?
How about the fudge in the freezer of the fridge. It has been in there for 6 weeks. I pity the fool who removes the plastic cover.
I take secret pleasure in the terror I cause. I try to keep my activities intentionally random. hree days in a row here, then a 2 week hiatus. You never know when I will strike. Our office is a bg target. The shitting will continue until I get that friggin raise I was promised 6 months ago. Good luck, the next round will be worse, and I've started drinking Metamucil.
Love, THE PHANTOM
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Anonymous2015-06-08 15:40
/jp/ is like an imageboard version of progrider's /lounge/. I wish it hadn't become the "X General" board it is now.
No, /jp/ has never been good, though it never was this boring.