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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 17:04

Killing lolies with Rabbi Rothsteinberg!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 18:21

>>480
Typical braindead Kanaria-loving nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 19:17

Watching Kanaria get fucked by niggers!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-29 21:58

Watching niggers get fucked by Hina!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-30 16:53

Hearing the cries of black children as Suigintou kills them!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-30 17:12

Souseiseki stealing the food of starving black children!

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-30 21:39

Watering your plants everyday with Suiseiseki.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-30 21:45

>>483
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>>479
Please don't weeb, cucks. weebs are cancer.

Name: This user has been gilded 2015-09-30 22:26

>>488
+1 for the 4chan cuck meme reference, that sure escalatedquickly

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, /r/4chan bros!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 0:29

>>488
OPTIMIZE YOUR QUOTES, BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 0:56

A fun shopping trip to the slave market with Shinku!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 1:42

>>488
NICE DUBS, BITCH.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 4:07

Shinku is exactly the kind of aristocrat who would carefully manage the husbandry and labors of her slaves.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 13:31

Selling Shinku at the sex slave market with Kirakikeshou!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 15:13

Spying on the NSA with Kanaria!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-01 19:04

>>494
No good, they only want virgins and eunuchs, and last I checked, she was neither.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-02 16:55

Selling Hina's virginity to foreign businessmen!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-02 17:14

>>496
Who was Shinku's first sexual partner?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-02 18:11

>>498
RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-02 20:43

GET

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 2:03

>>499
Why would a fine lady such as Shinku fuck a random Internet NIGGER from Saint Lucia?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 2:53

>>498
A hot threesome with Suigintou and Marisa Kirisama.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 22:26

Marisa stole the precious thing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 23:19

Abelson Stole The Precious Course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-03 23:51

Fifty Shades of RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 4:26

YuruYuri season 3 starts tomorrow. If it's so innocent, then why is it airing at 2:00AM? We're in for a lewd season.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 6:18

Any links or anything reseming proof to back up anything OP has claimed

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-04 15:45

>>507
Yeah they're up your butt

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 5:04

>>506
Which Yuri would fuck Jun?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-05 16:03

why is it airing at 2:00AM
Hasn't it always? Chinatsu's kiss is still the most lewd thing on both seasons and that was like chapter 3.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 4:54

muh cross posters
dey dindu nuffin
dey be good boys
Please.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-06 15:22

>>509
Chinatsu, maybe, but only if he didn't want to.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 5:36

Hinaichigo - Akari, childish, naive, and unassuming.who is only good as a plot device or a gag.
Souseiseki - Chitose, underdeveloped character
Kanaria - Kyouko, mischievious and playful.
Suiseiseki - Sakurako, mischievous and playful, but with added spitefulness.
Shinku - Chinatsu, a bully and a cunt.
Suigintou - Ayano, stern on the outside, but cuddly and sweet on the inside, and plain garbage even deeper on the inside.
Barasuishou - Mute student council president, mysterious, looks passive and never speaks, but a trail of explosions and destruction follow her.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 14:42

>>513
You're straight from reddit. I'm not even trying to attack you...but your way of talking has a certain smell to it. Not to mention the most retartedly cucked to the max vibe, where you spout weeb shit like it's no thing to be a cuck in 2015. The white race is DYING, dude.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 15:33

>>514
I hope you're dying, seriously, you're no more than a meme spewing shitbag.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-07 16:24

Which Yuri would kill the rest and win the Alice Game?

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 1:26

>>514
+1 for the cuck meme reference, have some Reddit gold fine chap!

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 1:28

Shinku - [...] a cunt.
Why do you hate Shinku so much? What did she do wrong? Did she rape your dad when you were younger?
DIE IN A FIRE, CRETIN.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 2:54

>>516
Chinasty, definitely. She may feel bad about Yui for a while, but when she finds some other girl to lust after, she'll move on.

>>518
When I was a kid, my family decided to take a vacation to Japan. There was no internet at the time, and since it was the only country where child porn was legal, my mom insisted on going. So we arrive at the Tokyo airport and take a train to the hotel, then go out for sight seeing, right? Well, we're walking down the street and all the street signs had these stupid looking scribbles on them. We get as lost as shit and somehow wander into an alley while trying to move to the other street. When we get about half way down the street, a bunch of yakuza girls move to block our path. Something's obviously up, so my dad grabs us close and turns us around. But when we turned around, there was a thirty inch tall little blond girl dressed in a red velvet dress in the entrance to the alley, scowling at us. We don't know what the fucks going on, so we just kind of freeze. She suddenly cracks a smile that was more shocking than Hitler's defeat. She started slowly walking toward us and spoke in some weird monkey language 「ありがとこにちわそれわです。おたく学区ろりこんばかと?わかりませんつきみうさぎかがみ。」. We didn't know what that meant, so we tried to walk the other way, but they were enclosing us too. My dad, the coward, pushed me down and tried to make a run for it, but out of freaking nowhere a rosebush appeared and pinned him down! He's screaming at the top of his lungs that they can do whatever they to me and my mother as long as they don't hurt him when mom and I get tied up too. When the girl in red gets close, she stops, smiles even harder, and takes off her slutty panties slowly. With all the foreboding of an active-shooter-in-the-building alert, she lifts up her dress to reveal the largest dick I've ever seen, and trust me when I say it's big, I've sucked cock all over the world. The rosebush's thorns tear off my father's clothes. She looks him right in his only good eye and says 「くろか?にほんごのいちにさんごろく!可愛い何とアナル???大乗は真麻。。。」 in that soft, demonic voice of hers. She moves in a flash and before we know it, she's inside him. His screech of pain was reportedly heard as far away as Osaka. He faints not just once, not twice, but six times as she thrust her gigantic cock into his asshole hard enough to kill a horse. But his torture was only beginning. She fucked him so deeply that he came like a bitch, and to add more injury to the injury, she would stroke his cock right after he came! But that wasn't even the worst part. I'm trapped by a rose thorns that hold my eyes open and looking at it, but I can clearly hear my mother getting off on it! She's fucking moaning and cumming just from the sight! Do you have any idea how traumatizing that is for a child? Well, anyway, all this screaming is attracting a crowd, who just stand at the entry and gawk. I see a few salarymen, a couple of otaku, a bunch of sinsacks, even Hirohito himself was in the crowd, waving an Imperial flag around. They weren't looking to help us, in fact cheering the girl in red on. She finally finished and came so hard that my dad fell off her dick. The yakuza girls carry over a box, which she climbs in, and carries it away like a freaking palisade. The crowd move in as soon as her honor guard is out of sight. The Japanese crowd rape my father repeatedly as my mother continues to fuck herself, then Hirohito plants his flag in my fathers ass and the crowd tosses us all in a dumpster.

Overall, it was better than the trip we took to Paris, but what that cunt Shinku was still unforgivable. There was cum in my dad's shit for months, and she didn't once apologize. So fuck her.

Name: Anonymous 2015-10-08 4:01

Guys, stop with the weeb shit. We NEED to secure the future of the white race and quick. How can you contribute when you're still getting cucked by jewish-influenced cartoons???!

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