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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 14:57

>>200
Not cool, asshole. You know perfectly well that was a typo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 15:19

>>201
Do I?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 15:39

>>183
Suigintou is broken.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 16:39

HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR LACTIC ACID TODAY?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 17:15

I kinda want to buy a cute doll dressed on a gothic lolita frilly dress, but I'm afraid that'll make me even gayer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 17:23

Is Medicine Melancholy a honorary Rozen Maiden, or are the Rozen Maiden honorary Touhous?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 17:42

>>206
Medicine is an honorary Higurashi, Rika is an honorary Rozen Maiden, and the Rozen Maidens are honorary Kancolles.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 17:43

>>206
The Rozen Maiden don't shoot danmaku so they can't be Touhous. Medicine Melancholy could be a Rozen Maiden, though. I'm sure that many people would like to touch her with their dicks, so it fits even more.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 19:13

>>208
They shoot flowers and feathers at one another, and have special attacks they can use akin to spellcards. That's close enough, and if it's not, then Marisa Kiri-sama isn't a Touhou either because she uses lasers.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 20:35

I cast forth the magic spirits of my computer with lisp incantations, and I've got a silly hat. I'm a Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 20:50

Touhous don't know lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 22:15

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 22:33

>>212
Mokou would never dabble on ABSTRACT SHITE like that. Try Patchouli and Kaguya. Though I can also see the Taoists like Miko and Futo searching for arcane knowledge on the tomes of SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 22:34

>>206
Rozen Maiden are honorary Touhous.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 23:49

>>213
Nope. Satori is one who has mastered the abstract bullshite that programming is all about.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-21 0:01

>>215
But she didn't read SICP. She read The Sussman himself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-21 0:24

>>212
Scheme is not a Lisp IMO because of two types of reasons: first,
technical, which have been argued on this group ad nauseam (the
deepest difference there to me is that a scheme program is defined as
a string of characters whereas a CL program is defined as a sequence
of lists of Lisp objects. This may seem pedantic or trivial but a lot
of different design decisions follow from this. It makes Scheme an
infix member of the Algol language family.); but more important,
philosophically. The Scheme community has evolved a set of values at
odds with the spirit of Lisp: the goal for simplicity at the expense
of convenience (compare the concept of CL's $item designators with the
design of convert stuff explicitly like Scheme's exact->inexact), the
goal of only giving basic blocks and letting you assemble stuff
yourself (call/cc isn't a replacement for a worked out exception
system).

To sum it up with a Ritchie quote: "Some languages were meant to get
work done, some were meant to prove a point." I put Lisp in the first
category and Scheme and ML in the second. (See also the reliance on
tail call elimination to be able to prove the point that a looping
construct isn't necessary.)

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-21 10:35

Which lisp dialect would u fuk?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 17:30

Is it possible to have anal sex with Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 18:31

Does anyone remember that thread on world4ch "If Programming Languages were girls"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 19:23

>>217
a scheme program is defined as a string of characters
No it isn't. It's a sequence of lists just like in CL.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 21:41

Barasuishou and Kanaria are a disgrace to the Rozen Maiden series.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 22:35

>>220
Nope.

sqlite> select * from threads where title like '%girls%';
1185406691|Tribute To White Nationalist Girls |prog|2007-07-25 19:39|2013-04-06 16:11|2013-04-06 16:11|16
1237469834|How do I get girls to have sex with me? |prog|2009-03-19 09:37|2010-12-06 09:48|2009-11-01 14:52|73
1240703722|LOL girls getting butt hurt |prog|2009-04-25 19:55|2011-02-18 13:49|2009-04-29 22:22|88
1241215000|Hacking girls |prog|2009-05-01 17:56|2010-12-22 22:39|2009-05-05 12:56|17
1252735541|What's /prog/'s opinion on girls? |prog|2009-09-12 02:05|2010-12-06 10:01|2009-09-13 03:25|24
1256044922|Let's be friendly to GIRLS |prog|2009-10-20 09:22|2012-06-26 07:25|2012-03-24 12:48|276
1257313602|Lisp and Girls |prog|2009-11-04 00:46|2011-02-18 13:38|2009-11-04 01:26|11
1270503839|Dont B Nervous Talking 2 Girls |prog|2010-04-05 17:43|2010-10-24 09:08|2010-04-05 17:54|5
1272360414|Surprise girls in documentation |prog|2010-04-27 05:26|2012-01-25 07:20|2012-01-25 07:20|79
1273731730|if OSes were girls |prog|2010-05-13 02:22|2010-12-06 09:30|2010-05-17 03:23|42
1299590422|Girls and Programming |prog|2011-03-08 08:20|2011-03-10 15:04|2011-03-10 07:54|82
1307961450|Dick Pick GIRLS |prog|2011-06-13 06:37|2011-06-19 18:59|2011-06-19 18:41|9
1313607581|Webcam trojan/hack on hot girls computer |prog|2011-08-17 14:59|2011-08-17 20:42|2011-08-17 15:03|6
1314718356|Some girls mothers |prog|2011-08-30 11:32|2011-08-30 22:17|2011-08-30 17:52|5
1319196339|What does /prog/ do with cheating girls? |prog|2011-10-21 07:25|2011-10-23 17:24|2011-10-21 16:24|18
1324699141|lolicatgirls.swf |prog|2011-12-23 22:59|2012-07-06 00:38|2012-07-06 00:38|2
1334190735|Japanese Girls |prog|2012-04-11 20:32|2013-02-18 03:54|2013-02-18 03:54|69
1346092491|*nix Girls |prog|2012-08-27 14:34|2012-08-28 15:53|2012-08-28 03:41|20
1350580563|why do girls like creative emotional guys? |prog|2012-10-18 13:16|2013-09-01 10:52|2013-09-01 10:52|46
1351378346|girls |prog|2012-10-27 18:52|2012-10-31 20:00|2012-10-31 20:00|165
1351843697|Donate to Girls Who Code |prog|2012-11-02 04:08|2012-11-02 13:16|2012-11-02 13:16|13
1352563642|MIT girls |prog|2012-11-10 11:07|2012-11-11 13:56|2012-11-11 05:26|79
1353773779|Little girls |prog|2012-11-24 11:16|2012-11-27 06:30|2012-11-27 06:30|1002
1353885501|Little Girls [Part II] |prog|2012-11-25 18:18|2012-11-27 06:30|2012-11-27 06:30|1002
1353886191|Little Girls [Part III] |prog|2012-11-25 18:29|2012-11-27 16:33|2012-11-27 16:33|259
1353886487|Little Girls [Part IV] |prog|2012-11-25 18:34|2012-11-27 16:32|2012-11-27 16:32|243
1353886796|Little Girls [Part V] |prog|2012-11-25 18:39|2012-11-27 16:33|2012-11-27 16:33|212
1353887061|Little Girls [Part V] |prog|2012-11-25 18:44|2012-11-27 18:04|2012-11-27 16:33|48
1353887359|Little Girls [Part VII] |prog|2012-11-25 18:49|2012-11-27 06:30|2012-11-27 06:30|1002
1353887958|Little Girls [Part VIII] |prog|2012-11-25 18:59|2012-11-27 06:58|2012-11-27 06:58|4
1353888299|Little Girls [Part IX] |prog|2012-11-25 19:04|2012-11-27 16:33|2012-11-27 16:33|74
1353888564|Little Girls [Part X] |prog|2012-11-25 19:09|2012-11-26 23:11|2012-11-26 23:11|1002
1353955669|Little Girls [Part 1] |prog|2012-11-26 13:47|2012-11-26 14:32|2012-11-26 14:26|292
1353956964|Little Girls [Part XII] |prog|2012-11-26 14:09|2012-11-27 07:00|2012-11-27 07:00|108
1353957012|Little Girls [Part XIII] |prog|2012-11-26 14:10|2012-11-27 06:59|2012-11-27 06:59|279
1353963997|Little Girls [Part XIV] |prog|2012-11-26 16:06|2012-11-27 09:48|2012-11-27 06:58|14
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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 22:42

Maybe you're thinking of the sailor soldiers one.

sqlite> select * from threads where title like '%sailor%';
1186338108|Script to defeat Sailormoon/Dial Spam |prog|2007-08-05 14:32|2011-03-31 12:07|2011-03-31 12:07|12
1319179926|Which Sailor is most autistic? |prog|2011-10-21 02:52|2011-10-22 20:24|2011-10-22 19:42|12
1334475766|Rewatching Sailor Moon in Japanese |prog|2012-04-15 03:42|2012-05-29 04:25|2012-05-29 04:25|49
1348747646|Hello sailor |prog|2012-09-27 08:07|2012-10-01 23:04|2012-10-01 23:04|8
1351299982|Coworker broke my Sailor Moon figure |prog|2012-10-26 21:06|2012-10-27 06:36|2012-10-27 06:36|3
1366776017|If Programming Languages Were Sailor Soldiers |prog|2013-04-24 00:00|2013-04-30 21:15|2013-04-30 21:15|77

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 23:10

>>224
I love you. Whenever someone mentions a post I made years ago, my vagina tingles a little bit. Thank you for not forgetting me, Onii-chan.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 23:19

I love you too >>225-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-22 23:30

LISP - Sailor Mercury. The intellectual of the group. She is smart and shy, and though everyone who knows her loves her, she has trouble making new friends. She can perform math that completely bypasses logic and can throw out a line of completely unintelligible nonsense to prove that she is right. She didn't have any offensive attacks for a long time, so her popularity suffered as she was deemed useless. This soon changed and she was given powers on par with the rest of the sailors, but some people never forgave her.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 4:10

>>223, 224
I don't remember the exact title. Maybe it was "If OSes were girls"?
I only remember that at some point some wonderful autist came in and made multiple posts describing the languages as cute little girls. Again I don't remember the details but one of the common was LISP as a benevolent, ethereal holy spirit.
Please help me.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 6:51

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman. It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp. Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work. The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP. I swear, he was lying there with the book open. I don't even own a copy. I took it from him and he tried to bite me. A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman. Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp. Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason. He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song. When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it. Can someone help me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 7:33

1318353057|11|Anonymous|mailto:sage|| |2011-10-11 15:55|
<a href="read/prog/1318353057/9">&gt;&gt;9</a><br/>
C and assembly are magic pens which let you draw everything. Common Lisp is a helpful maid that will do anything reasonable you ask her and remember everything you say.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 7:39

Haskell would be that girl. You know the one...

You never really went steady, but you'd run into her from time to time while knocking around in disreputable joints, usually late at night, every several months or so. She looked so hot, so sleek, so sexy, so expressive, so exotic. You'd end up back at her place and the night would just... take off. A complete blur of hot, sweaty, feverish, delirious, fumbling passion. You'd do things to each other... you'd do things to her, she'd do things to you... things that you're not even sure have names, that you're pretty sure are illegal almost anywhere. Even her kinks have kinks --- and after one of these nights, you'd realize that you yourself had a lot more kinks than you. And it wasn't just physical, it was --- cerebral. Ethereal. Transcendent. But it would all whiz by in a blur, and by morning you'd find yourself lightheaded, a bit confused, and stumbling homeward to your regular gal.

Over the next few days and weeks you'd find yourself occasionally drifting away, thinking about her. Haskell. You'd be there, banging away at your regular girl, and find yourself thinking "you know, if I was with Haskell, I'd be doing this completely differently." You'd think "I could be doing so much bigger and better stuff with Haskell." Now, your regular girl, she's not as exotic as Haskell. Pretty, maybe, if you're lucky. (Perhaps your regular girlfriend's name is Python. ;-) But not nearly as --- weird. Wild. Cool. Exciting. Don't get me wrong --- your girl, she's wonderful. You've got a wonderful relationship. She's --- comfortable. You can bang away at her all day and night. She's accommodating. Easy going. You work well together. But --- confidentially --- she's, well, maybe just a little bit boring. You'd catch yourself thinking these things, and the guilty pangs would get to you... You'd quash the thoughts, buckle down, and get back to banging away. Comfortable... there's a lot to be said for that, ya know? Comfortable... just keep telling yourself that.

Months would go by. Late some night you'd find yourself out, disreputable places again. Maybe that hacker bar, LtU. Somebody'd slip you an URL for some renegade paper, you know, one of those papers. You'd run into Haskell again. And the whole thing starts over.

Eventually, you're going to get the ultimatum. Haskell's ultimately just like any other girl on some level; she needs commitment. Eventually, after one night of wild, feverish, kinky, abstract passion, she's going to say to you: "All these times, and you don't understand me at all! You know, you're going to have to get serious, mister! I've got needs, too. You're going to have to get serious about my monads, or that's the last time you're going to play with them! Got it?"

...and then, you've got to make The Choice.

Chances are, you're going to go back to your regular gal. Haskell's just too much for any one man, probably. She leaves a trail of broken, brainy, embittered PhDs and former programmers behind her. She ruins you for the RealWorld. You can ride a while, but you probably can't go the distance with her. Go back to your regular gal and try not to think too much about what you've seen. Done. Felt. Thought.

Maybe you can salvage a little happiness; but it'll be hard. After all... you've tasted Haskell.

She's not like anything else.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 7:51

I remember it too but I can't find it now.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-23 19:43

maybe it was posted on this /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 3:12

If programming languages were Rozen Maidens....

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 3:19

>>234
Suigintou would be Ruby on Rails because she's fat and junk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 4:13

RUBY ON BALLS

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 15:28

>>233
I doubt it otherwise I'd have known.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 15:42

>>235
OVER THE LINE, don't insult my Suigintou.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 16:10

>>235
Suigintou is not fat.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-24 19:55

>>239
She's just junk.

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