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Cross Posters are the highest life form

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 13:23

Cross posters are the highest life form.

They are patient, good minded, intelligent, good use of skin, altruistic, moralistic and in a word "great".

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "great" uploads different "greatness" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the highest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does make sense.

However, cross posters, having a lot of gray matter to work with, probably have completed school, therefore can read and are indeed intelligent and properly understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the highest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 21:57

>>159
Who the fuck is babby?
Wasn't that a villian in DragonBall?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-12 23:24

>>161
Non-canonically, yes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 6:55

>>162
Fuck you and your canons.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 18:25

>>163
More respect, mister.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:28

>>164
Please, do me a favor and proceed to fuck yourself, taking care also to fuck your canons in the process, dear sir.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-13 20:47

>>165
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 1:10

>>166
Dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 5:49

>>167

Did you check them?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 8:30

>>168
R u try 2 b9 me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 19:49

>>165
I will fuck you with my canonical cannon if you keep it up.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 20:20

Katko v. Briney, 183 N.W.2d 657 (Iowa 1971):
Briney owned an old unoccupied farmhouse in Iowa, the property was boarded up, had "no trespass" signs around it, and had been unused and was in a deteriorating condition for several years. Briney was very upset with the constant burglaries and break-ins into his unoccupied farmhouse. To solve this issue, Briney mounted a 20-gauge spring-loaded shotgun in the farmhouse to fire when the north bedroom door was opened. The gun was aimed to shoot an intruder's legs so as not to cause a mortal injury. Five days later, Katko went into the farmhouse with the intent of stealing some old bottles and dated fruit jars that Katko considered antiques. Upon entering the room, the trigger mechanism was tripped and the shotgun fired into Katko’s legs at point blank range. The gunshot wounds sustained by Katko were sufficiently severe for him to require hospitalization. Katko sued Briney after his release from hospital.
The Court ruled that using deadly force on intruders in an unoccupied property was not reasonable or justified.
The court thus ruled for Katko, entering judgment for $20,000 in actual damages and $10,000 in punitive damages.
Four years after the case was decided, Briney was asked if he would change anything about the situation. Briney replied: "There's one thing I'd do different, though, I'd have aimed that gun a few feet higher."

Name: >>171 2015-08-14 20:21

fuck, wrong thread, am I a cross poster now?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 21:13

I like Fukuda Kanon, she's such a cutie.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-14 22:05

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Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 18:10

Rika x Kanon OTP

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 20:48

>>174

mind posting a link?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 1:28

>>176
Reality check, dipshit.

No one gives a fuck about posting links and nobody will do it. Understand?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 2:59

>>175
But how could Rika get her ass pounded if Kanon doesn't have a dick?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 3:47

>>178
Rika is the one doing the ass-pounding.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 4:21

>>179
Rika is a girl, she can not pound ass.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 4:35

>>180
Rika has a huge, vile dick. Ask Satoko.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 17:49

>>181
False.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-16 18:42

Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.
Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.
Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!
I'm crying as I type this.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-17 0:21

>>182
Completely true, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-17 0:22

>>183
Suigintou

del

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-17 6:51

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-17 15:28

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-18 5:00

>>187
I recall paheal banning loli, so you are probably right. Then again, it would be wrong to delete any Rika image, so you are morally still wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-18 23:27

I want to rape Shinku while Rika watches.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-18 23:51

>>188
it would be wrong to delete any Rika image

Even this one a particularly vile one?
>>189
Would Rika enjoy watching?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 1:22

>>190
It's not that bad. The only Rika images it is okay to delete are rape, guro, or other fetish shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 1:51

>>191
I fucked up bad that line, what I meant to say is "Even if it's a particularly vile one", which is precisely what you just described.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 7:10

>>192
I fucked up bad
That's all you had to say, weebcuck.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 12:31

>>193
weebcuck
This is getting out of hand. How long can you go without spewing an imageboard meme?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 13:18

>>194
Just ignore him.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 13:51

>>194
He is trying to ``troll'' you, and he has success.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-19 18:30

>>196
Are you trying to be a FAGGOT wtih these FAGGOT quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 5:19

>>186
What does that pillow say? ``Days of wine and pie''?

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 6:58

>>197
He's just trying to make you made. Don't let him get to you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-08-20 13:53

>>199
Why? Once you're made, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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