>>2 What kind of surgery? If it's something heartwarming like transsexualizing the internet might fund it. Otherwise, look into Obamacare, which performs all kind of frivolous surgeries on the taxpayer's dime.
Dubs-kun, I shall craodfund blocking of my anus! Since defense is easier to achieve than offense, every dollar of craodfunded blocking defeats ten dollars of craodfunded access. I shall easily secure the critical access point of my anus!
>>12 When you apply for funding, remember to take into account the need for a one-way valve to expel waste. There's no point in blocking yoar anus if you are only to explode and scatter aged fecal matter over your settee.
I resent that accusation, Unlucky-san. I demand that you retract it foarthwith befoar there are atroacious and irredeemable consequences that moastly impact yoar anus! Do I even need to remind you that the goatfinger will be involved? NOA!
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RedCream2015-05-30 23:43
I just noaticed that when you spell RedCream backward, it becomes Maercder, which is quite similar in structure to the word murder. Am I destined foar murder? Will I accept the input of murder, oar will I commit the output of murder? There may be a lethal roal buried in all of this. I shall ruminate upon the issue presently.
MaercDer is actually the real RedCreams's good twin. They are sworn enemies, engaged in ass-battle as I type this.
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Anonymous2015-06-01 14:43
>>8 The goal is obviously limited to hiring a hitman. If funding goes over our original goal, then we might set some stretch goals such as taking pictures of your cadaver and printing them on T-Shirts for people who reached a certain donation tier, maybe even suggestions for specific methods of murder. This sets the stage for some pretty unprecedented stuff, such as you yourself being able to suggest your own murder method, that'd be a pretty unique thing for kickstarter.
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Anonymous2015-06-01 15:02
>>21 I doubt kikestarter would allow it. you would need to create your own hitman/assisted suicide-orientated fund raising site. Could be a big success in this economy.
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RedCream2015-06-01 19:16
Naturally this proapoased assassination board will be called <<Hitstarter>>.