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Different kinds of fedoras

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 2:43

I'll start: e-cigs are mouth fedoras.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 3:17

Dyed hair with pixie cuts are female fedoras

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 3:23

>>2
Along with cat-shaped eyeglasses, piercings, tattoos and fatness.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 13:20

What's with all these terrible threads lately? Did this board get linked to by some *chan/subreddit/other "red-pilled" community full of retards? Sage.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 13:50

JACKSON 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 13:57

sage

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 17:28

sage is the textboard fedora
>>4
I've been posting on world4ch since 2005

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 17:41

WTF is a ``mouth fedora''?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 17:45

>>8
The equivalent of a head fedora but with a mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 17:53

>>8
A fedora is an awkward hat which is an indication of a lack of social awareness. Maybe they were stylish in the 1920s, but it's 2015 now.

Fedoras are typically associated with fat male gamers who are militant atheists, posting pseudo-intellectual garbage on Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 17:54

Oops. Forgot to include my last line.

A ``fedora of the x'' means that the person who uses/wears it lacks self-awareness and social skills. They're not literally hats, but the message it sends is still the same.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 18:00

>>2
Cat ears are female fedoras too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 18:43

>>12
B-but I like girls with nekomimi.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 18:52

>>13
Too bad girls don't like weeaboos, weeb.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 18:59

Fedora is the Fedora of GNU/Linux

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:09

>>14
How would you know what girls like?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:18

>>16
He has the mind of one.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:19

>>17
You have the genitals of one, though.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:20

>>18
I have no genitals, only an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:25

>>19
Girls probably love you as a friend.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:26

A big anus that can talk, and feel?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 19:44

smart watches are wrist fedoras

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 20:14

>>20
They dont like anuses.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 20:58

this thread are anus fedoras

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-26 23:38

dubs are GET fedoras

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-27 1:08

What is the fedora of anuses?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-27 1:39

U MENA ASSHATS

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 16:33

Is "whom" the fedora of language, or just of "who"?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 17:01

FLAC is the fedora audio format

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 19:54

The trilby is the fedora of hats.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 21:58

>>28
Whom is the fedora of pronouns, while lain is the fedora Of verbs.

Name: RedCream 2015-06-01 22:52

Is the plural of fedoara expressed as fedoarae?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-01 23:02

>>32
If it came from Latin, then yes, but it didn't. It's an assimilated English word anyway, so its plural form conforms with most other English plural forms.

Check 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-02 20:48

>>31
lain is also the fedora of anime

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-03 1:17

>>34
No, my friend, YOU'RE the fedora of anime.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-03 4:07

>>35
Using "you're" is actually so pretentious and outmoded that it can only be considered the fedora of contractions. Just use YOU ARE or YOUR and you'll find that people despise you less.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-03 10:11

>>36
using dem big sentaces. Is actually, uh... pretentious. and uh outmoded. its like that thing. yeh, the fedora. of dem contractions. just use short sentences. folks will dispize u less.

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 19:33

>>37
What is a sentace?

Name: Anonymous 2015-06-04 20:21

>>37
A thing which, when it is big, is pretentious and outmoded. Can't you read?

Name: >>39 2015-06-04 20:22

Agh, It appears I quoted the wrong person, thereby publicly admitting that I myself cannot read. You may ridicule me, I deserve it.

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