DEAR DIARY

I finally found the confidence to go shopping today. My welfare check hit the bank this morning, so I went down to the mall and bought some heels, a couple black fishnet hoses, this really cute BSDM themed miniskirt with spiked studs on it, and a really pretty lowcut sleeveless blouse. I change into them and put my black lipstick on. The blouse fitted a little odd on my nipple chain, but I don't have any tits, so it all worked out. I strutted my sexxxy body over to the children section to hit on young fathers, but they were all transmysogynists, so I left the bigots where they were.

Then I had a hot flash from all these Canadian hormone treatments I bought online. My bones are weak, my muscles deteriorating, I feel like shit, I look like a mutant, my balls are completely dead, but holy shit, it makes me so hot to know that my pathetic penis will never penetrate anything.

I walk home, shaking my sexy transwoman ass all the way. I get home, open the door, and my dad takes one look at me and sighs. I burst into tears at all this oppression. I just wanted to make you proud dad! Why can't you be happy that I'm doing what makes me feel good?

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhbeS97mMQe0gCc11Q

is this you, op? how are your head injuries?

>>2
Noa, that is not me.

DEER DIARY*

ftfy

DEER DIARY

Today I was eating grass and a car went by and I got scared and decided to run in front of it and almost died. Later that I day a stick fell from a tree and in my panic I broke my leg. Now I'm waiting on the ground in tremendous pain for certain death.

>>5
That was dark.

>>6
Jackson 5 gets are, by their very nature, dark, seeing as several of the 5 have now been dispatched.