Faggots use faggot sex to worship THE DEVIL

The cock-sucking Satan worshiper has offered up his own brother to the Prince of Darkness in the name of faggotry. Homosexuality is the devil's tool, and when the faggot works the devil's tool in his butthole, the devil fills his anus with HIV and other horrible diseases, to make his descent to Hell much faster. All fags should be exterminated so that no more poor souls are lost. #slaythegay

http://morezhail.tumblr.com/post/85899080804/the-gift-of-incest

I want to thank you Satan for helping me take my brother’s virginity. After he lost it, he became a cum slut. I love taking him to bathhouses and watch as he whores his tight hole out to dozens of bare dicks; I love it even more to watch the steady leak of cum drip out of his used ass while I’m getting my sloppy seconds.¶Satan, I implore you to help me teach my brother your ways.¶Every time he’s slurping on a dick, I want him to think of you.¶Every time his butthole gets filled with cum and piss, I want him to think of you.¶Every time his face is deep between a man’s butt cheeks, I want him to think of you.¶Please Satan help me guide my brother further into ecstasy.

>>1
Sir i believe youve been anally ravaged you need butt ointment immediately

>>1
who are you quoting?

>>3
Shut the fuck up, you mong. Stop using a tired /jp/ meme invented by a literal Jew tripfag.

Fuck, I hate imageboarders so much.

>>4

>>2 is just a spammer

>>5
whoops, i meant: >>3 is just a spammer

I still laugh at how /jp/ doesn’t understand what greentext means.

If only Touhou was allowed on /a/ or /v/ so I wouldn’t have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using greentext as a way to “quote” someone’s post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in boards like /a/ and /v/. Fuck, /b/ and /sp/ do it right. It’s just /jp/ and /jp/’s lame knockoffs that fail at using greentext.

The true meaning of greentext lies in YOUR POST not in others. It’s ironic, because you think that you’re quoting others while you’re just, in fact, quoting yourself. Yes, greentext can be used when ironically posting a derogatory comment about other posts, but posting while just quoting other posts accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board.

The greentext feature was never meant to serve as quote feature! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using greentext to enlarge and enrich their stories instead.

I want to use greentext, yet I almost never do it on /jp/ because people will jump on me thinking I’m quoting their post or something

>>7
I think this website would be more suitable for your needs:
https://boards.4chan.org/b/

>>7
'>There are plenty of reasons why one would choose to use greentext with his reply.
'>Denies most reasons why.

Admit yoar roal.

>>9
I cannot interpret what you are trying to convey in this post, RedCream.

>>10

H. E. Bates once wroat about the 'darling buds of May'.

I feel noa such compulsion in speaking to you.

Alsoa: Dubs, I have achieved. Check them.

>>5,6
Both >>3 and >>4 are spammers, and likely the same spammer. He's pulling a page out of the '>le pedohpile sage playbook to try to make the anti-greentext faction look more annoying than the /g/reentexters. Notice how >>4 disavows imagereddit memes from /jp/, our sister board, but not-so-subtly declares for greentext, which is a meme from a board that has poisoned /prog/ for years.

And >>7 is kopipe, and is approved for use for trolling purposes by the Grand Council.

>>12
You mean, >>7 is copy-paste.