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Dear Guy With Toughbook at the Purdue Five Guys

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-03 21:57

Where can I get a neck strap laptop holder like that? I saw you running emacs with the default black on white which is only tolerable by EXPERT PROGRAMMERS so I know you go here

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-03 22:13

I saw you running emacs with the default black on white
I bet a good chunk of /r/programming and Hacker News also does this. You should approach him, ask him directly and drop a /prog/ shibboleth in the most casual way possible.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 3:01

what did it look like?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 3:07

toughbook

holy shit I forgot I owned one of these, thing is like 4 inches tall and weighs 20 pounds, it was one of the first ones they made.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 8:38

>>4
Sounds like you just described your junk.

>>2

shibboleth

Pardon?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 13:11

Name: RedCream 2015-05-04 13:27

Shibboleth? Ch'h'k fhtagn vugh'rr aklo, nnh'gtep tcho.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 18:18

What is a laptop necks trap ?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 18:50

>>8
install GNU/Noose

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 22:01

>>4-6
shibboleth
Jews enriching our language, as usual.

Thanks, Jews!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 22:38

>>10
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 21:49

It wasn't me but I also go to Purdue what is up brother

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-07 20:42

>>10
who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-08 0:57

>>13
That's none of your damn business.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-11 15:07

>>12
What's Purdue like?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-12 14:48

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-18 19:14

>>15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_University

home of neil armstrong and the chicken nugget

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-19 2:28

>>8
It's like a bear trap, but rather than having a trigger that is activated by the limb of a quad-pedal creature and clamping down on the triggering limb, it's a trap intended for human beings, looks like a nice laptop, and when a person attempts to turn it on it jumps 3 feet in the air and decapitates the user. The plural of necks is to hint that it can decapitate multiple people at once.

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