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The obvious and best strategy...

Name: RedCream 2015-04-19 16:32

... is to achieve time travel and then invade the past.

The past has an inferior military, huge oil reserves, and smaller population. It is ripe for conquering.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 16:37

*lights joint*

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 16:45

But it takes time to achieve time travel, therefore you'd just end up back where you started if you attempted to invade the past. Waste of time when you think about it.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-19 18:01

>>3

Is it not obvious that the investment of time in the foarmation of a time machine is amply repaid when it is then used to travel time freely and without regret? Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 18:48

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 19:40

>>5
You. Out. Now. And don't come back either.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 1:03

>>5
Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:17

>>5
So thats where RedCream gets his material

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:27

Nice burn >>8-suke.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 4:31

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 5:12

I wonder how it is to poop while you get fucked in the ass. It should feel great.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-20 15:01

I admit to some of that roal, >>8-suke. But oanly some. For other roal-sources, I make use of the back of boxes of breakfast cereal. (I am a cereal killer, I must advise you.)

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 15:45

>>10
Nice

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-20 22:34

>>12
Noice

Name: RedCream 2015-04-20 23:05

>>14
Noise? Are we perfoarming a transfoarmative advancement of statements?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 2:07

I remember hearing some guy talking about how time travel could be used to solve NP-complete problems in polynomial time, and that therefore, time travel is likely impossible because P likely does not equal NP. Weird guy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 17:19

>>16
Was it redcream?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 17:20

>>11
I always assumed that getting fucked in the ass feels remarkably similar to pooping, except over and over again, thus where the pleasure stems from.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 19:09

>>18
Pooping is not a pleasure, it's simply a relief. You shit-positive tumblroids need to kill yourselves out of progrider.

Name: RedCream 2015-04-21 20:21

>>17

It may have been, Prime-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 20:27

>>16
I remember reading this on this site.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 21:10

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 23:25

>>21
Well I heard it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLXHvH9s1A

He also discusses the often overlooked concept of RELATIVISTIC COMPUTATION, where one uses the effects of time-dilation to "speed up" program execution.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 2:13

>>15
No, I'm Australian.

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