Textboards

I've never used a textboard (or /jp/) before. /prog/'s ridiculous meme nonsense intimidated me all those years and since realising it's gone I've wanted to learn about textboards.

Fill me in on the culture, please! I want to fit in and be cool!

/jp/ is homo, don't go there. that is pretty much all you need to know about /prog/ culture tbh.

I want to fit in and be cool!

The first step to be cool is to suck my big white dick.

>>3

white

Are you kidding?

>>4
No. Why do you think I'm kidding?

>>5
Because I'm a farter, a firestarter, and my hots winds will consume you.

Tell me moar of this hot wind from the anus!