"On the Day of Judgement, God will open His leg and show His thigh to the Prophet."
Is god some sort of high class prostitute?
Abu Hurayra said: "It was mentioned by the Messenger of God that a man slept the whole night (did not do his prayer). He said, Satan had urinated in his ears."
Could be worse, could piss in your ass.
"When the call for prayer is made, Satan turns around to leave while farting very loudly so that he would not hear the Azan (call for prayer), When Azan is finished Satan returns back......"
So some loud trumps are supposed to stop you from hearing the prayer call. How sophisticated.
God is a cute little girl. Satan is an ugly hag who didn't want to compete and corrupted humanity with feminism to make them want disgusting cunts like herself. When the end times come God will accept all the good men into her embrace and the impure will be cast down to hell where they must attend mandatory sensitivity training sessions and readings of The Vagina Monologues and check their privilege hourly.
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Anonymous2014-12-05 23:35
Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men, As hounds and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves are clept All by the name of dogs. The valued file Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle, The housekeeper, the hunter, every one According to the gift which bounteous nature Hath in him closed, whereby he does receive Particular addition, from the bill That writes them all alike. And so of men.