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Cross Posters are the lowest life form

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 21:59

Cross posters are the lowest life form.

They are desperate, ill minded, ignorant, useless wastes of skin, selfish,
morally corrupt and in a word "shit"

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of
binary file if "shit" uploads the same "shit" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the lowest form of life because any thinking person would
have to admit that it does not make sense.

However, cross posters, having very little gray matter to work with,
probably have not completed school, therefore cannot read and are indeed
ignorant and fail to understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the lowest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 16:41

>>677
It's dangerous for a loli to give oral sex to the driver of a moving vehicle. I'm glad everyone is okay.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 17:13

>>681

She's skilled.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-28 3:50

>>681
It was just a handy. Rika's died enough to know that it is unsafe to not have the seat belt on while the car is in motion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-28 17:33

How does Rika avoid smelling like cum all the time?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-28 17:50

>>684

She doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-28 17:50

>>684
By drinking until the smell of alcohol overwhelms it.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-29 16:26

>>684
Actually, it's cum that smells like Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08

I had a dream about Rika last night. I met her in public and said hi, but she ran off. WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAANNNN!?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:49

>>688

It means you are unworthy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-01 4:20

>>688
It means that you are Takano.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-01 5:00

>>690

Which means he is unworthy.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-01 19:19

>>689,691
Unworthy of what? I'm a Satoko guy anyway. Rika is a undeveloped brat and needs to stay the fuck out of my dreams.

>>690
Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 6:38

>>692
You must prove your love by killing Rika. This is a symbolic gesture though, killing any small child will do.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 6:48

>>693
Great post, but anyone care to top it?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 7:27

>>694
Are you mocking me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 8:05

>>673
Not only a fan translation, but it's officially licensed now as well. https://www.mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=1&product_code=132
Other sources indicate that they got the license to Rei too, so maybe the entire series can get a translation that isn't complete dogshit. Since it's going to be on Steam, I won't be paying for it of course.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 8:12

>>695
Are you kidding me?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 8:20

mock my anus

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 8:41

mock my dubs

Name: Fresh *n* Fly !rsPARTACus 2015-05-02 10:53

>>695
Looks like you just got owned, son.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-02 16:01

>>692

Unworthy of Oyashiro-sama. Watch out for that extra footstep.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-03 1:05

>>701
Do you think that Hanyuu ever watches people bathe and stuff? I like to think that she sometimes, when Rika is so blackout drunk she won't remember, sneaks into Keiichi's room and watches him masturbate.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-03 1:25

>>701
I am Oyashiro-sama of Enterprise Corporation, where we leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-03 2:33

Sometimes I cry a little when I listen to "Dear You"

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 0:08

>>704
Which one? There's like twenty of them.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 0:57

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 3:24

>>674
Hanyuu is so stupid it's a plot hole. If she weren't so damn stupid, Rika would still be sane.

>>704,706
Me too! Which one is your favorite? I like -Hope-, but -Kind- and -Trust- are nice too.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 4:20

>>707

Thanks. I feel silly and gay for crying, it's a bit comforting I'm not the only.

As I said I like pretty much all of them, but -Hope-, -Cry-, and -Thanks- are very nice. Also the music box.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 16:05

>>707
She's not stupid, she's maliciously evil. She's driving Rika away from the truth and into death, a death that takes place on her alter. She may as well kill Rika herself.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-04 18:46

>>706
I had this on in the background and it made me sad all day

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 1:10

>>709
I like this theory, but there is really nothing to support it without resorting to Umineko.

>>706
Which one is the Takano one?

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 1:25

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 2:59

>>712
Terrible voice, too slow, sounds like she decided to smoke a bunch of weed while drepressed. A bad song, as expected from the worst Higurashi.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 7:45

Takano doesn't deserve a song because she is a whore who let Tomitake fuck her ass for funding.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 15:26

>>714

Do you think she deepthroated tomitake's cock too? I bet she has no gag reflex and munches it down like a pro.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 20:06

>>715
"Just five left to go", Miyo thought as she felt the old man Hibatchi's cool semen leak out of his lizard-like penis and flow like molasses down her throat. The man gave and awful spasm and pulled out of her mouth. The taste he left behind was as disgusting as the bureaucrat himself. Worse still, she could tell that the anesthetic she had injected to deaden the nerves around her uvula were beginning to wear off. Every time she choked, she lost a million yen.

"Please master-sama, put your ochinchin in watashi's okuchi".

Next up was Mitsubishi-san, a high ranking diet member, who was ready to oblige. He was very picky about the teeth. If he felt her teeth at all, the bugdet would suffer greatly. There was little she could do to stop it this year though. She was in a meeting room below the Diet building, the same one as for all the previous years, but this time they had gotten rougher. She was stripped naked, with her hands and legs bound together behind her back and placed on a traditional Japanese table. There were about thirty Tokyo faction members in the room with her, with young boys of various ages and races to act as fluffers, and they took turns fucking her mouth. Unfortunately, Mitsubishi-san had the enthusiasm and stamina of a young bull, and went to work long and hard. She thought about other things.

This is how all the major decisions were made in Japan. That didn't make it any less demeaning. She had learned to do it mostly autonomously by now, saying her humiliating words and swallowing their loads. She just closed her mind off and thought of how proud she was making Grandfather Hifumi, whose name and life's work she had adopted. The project would work, and then they would be forced to be her toys. The whole world would know the genius of Hifumi Takano. She would suffer this humiliation to save his reputation. There was no other way.

He finally finished. Next up was Kawasaki-sensei, the Prime Minister himself. She hadn't even finished begging for his cock when he grabbed her hair and forced his dick inside her mouth. He gave two or three hard, painful pumps before lifting his head to the ceiling and releasing a high-pitched screech of pleasure and going limp in her mouth. A few of the others sniggered. He scowled as he rebuttoned his pants and hit his slave-boy across the face. "That was poorly done. I'm taking ten million yen out of your budget". There was nothing she could do. The man was impotent and a premature ejaculatory, but if she protested, even more money would be lost. It was all she could do to hold back her tears.

The final two went so smoothly that she hardly noticed them. She was lucky that their penises were not long enough to hit her uvula, which was fully sensitive again. Just a few more hours and it would be over.

"You did very well Takano-san. We'll be authorizing the requested funds -- minus deductions of course -- for the Irie Institute's use. However, there is one more condition."

"Oh no-"

"It seems that last year, you induced vomiting to purge our semen. That is a violation of our parliament procedure and contrary to Japanese culture. So, this year, we shall have you stay here to ensure that it doesn't happen again."

The men began to trickle out of the room with their boys, leaving her tied up on the table in a very uncomfortable position. The last Diet member flicked the light off and shut the door, leaving Miyo in a dark room.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-05 21:58

>>716
Gross. I don't like the bitch, but the thought of her being raped by a bunch of old chinks is just disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-06 1:22

>>717

Agreed. Her being raped by Keiichi is much more arousing.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-06 8:26

>>717,718
"It's over, Takano.", the queen carrier said in a deeper voice than usual. It was over. Even she could tell that now. All around her the bodies of the Yamainu lay restrained by traps or knocked out by the cartoonish violence these children, five fucking children!, had inflicted upon them. The Japanese military had landed on a hill off in the distance and would probably come to execute her. Even Okonogi had tossed a gun at her and told her to kill herself. Instead, she shot at the new loli the group had gotten from somewhere. Her grandfather's precious papers had been trampled. Tears streamed down her face.

"That's right Takano-san, you've lost", the cleaver girl said as she stepped into the clearing. She hadn't noticed she was there.

"Do you know what happens to losers, Takano-san?", a boy's voice asked her. How did he get here without being noticed?

"They get punished," Satoko said. Where the fuck did these brats keep coming from? Did they mean to kill her? They should get it over with already. Well, probably have to wait for Sonozaki to get here.

"Uncle Mion's got just the right punishment for you," Mion said as she softly made her entrance, holding something suspicious behind her back.

The kids were looming over her now, and despite her malaise and despair, she felt a twinge of fear. "W-what do you want with me?"

"Hold still" Rena said, lifting up her cleaver. Takano jumped back a bit in surprise. She hoped it would be quick at least. "I SAID HOLD STILL!". It was as if a different person was speaking. Not only the voice was more harsh than Rena had ever used to her before, but her eyes became a very pale shade of blue. All of them had that, she saw. There were no smiles, just cold, hard stares glaring at her, and she noticed that the BGM had been replaced with distorted sound effects as well. That is never good. Even the Higurashi were silent now, as if even they were holding their breath in anticipation. She summoned what was left of her strength and prepared for the blow.

But the cleaver only pierced her clothes, slicing through her expensive Nazi fetish outfit that she had specially ordered from overseas. The razor sharp edge wielded with surgical precision cut even her skin tight bra without even grazing her flesh. Another expert slice and the sleeves were off. Satoko pulled the clothes out from under her with a single strong tug and threw them to the side. She was fully exposed now. They must want Watanagashi. They were going to spill her guts right then. Even she was not so cruel (probably); she had planned to drug Rika before doing that. "No, please no! Make it quick, please!"

"... No," Mion pronounced as she finally brought the thing she was hiding behind her back into view. It was... purple? What? Why that? She had one of those under her pillow, to use when Tomitake wasn't around (and sometimes when he was). And why did it have a harness? She was stupefied, but the sight of Keiichi's pants dropping to the ground snapped her out of it. His penis was very penis-like, having all the qualities that a typical penis was expected to have, but why did he have it out? There were three ladies and two little girls here! Then he notices that they were undressing as well. Some part of her wondered why they didn't have any panties to take off, but before the realization could hit, the purple dildo was shoved in her face.

She slowly lifted her head in horror at Mion, who was attached to the rubber cock. Two more were poked in her face, Satoko's and Rika. Rena, the only one still clothed, was gushing. Did she seriously find this cute? A lesbian gang rape was cute to her? That girl is all kinds of fucked up.

"So how are we going to split this up?", Mion said to her club, never taking her eyes off Takano. Takano made a move to run, but Rena moved lightning fast to grab her with inhuman strength and force her back on the ground. They circled around her. The idea to scream finally hit her, but when she made to do it, her mouth was filled by that damn purple dildo.

"I guess that settles it!", Keiichi playfully said as he gently knelt down to pick a hole. "Oh wow, you bleach and shave your anus! Why?"

Why indeed? To make it less gross if she ever wanted to have anal sex, but now there were few decisions she regret more. She always kept herself clean and ready for it, had even prepared this morning, even though she was officially dead and didn't expect to survive very much longer. It was such a stupid waste of time! Why? Why would she do that? She cursed this arbitrary habit that she had picked up.

"Oh well...", he said as Rena lifted her so Keiichi could get under her. Her eyes widened as the head of the boy's penis-y penis entered her tight, almost-virgin ass.

Bah, writer's block and this is gross. Non-loli is gross. Group sex is gross. This is going to be too long. Where the fuck are they getting lube? I don't want to finish.
But the outline for the rest was:
Rika joins in. Takano expects vaginal, but is shocked when Rika sticks it up her butt, giving her double anal.
Takano begins moaning in pleasure despite herself. Satoko finally joins in by taking the vagina.
Mion takes it out of her mouth and joins in for double vagina as well.
Rena sits on her face forces Takano eat her out.
Takano has multiple orgasm back-to-back and can't control herself.
The gang has a simultaneous orgasm.
Takano is enthralled by sex and Hinamizawa syndrome is wiped from her mind by the cocklust. She reexamine her life and uses her powers for underage orgies instead of stupid plots until she gets old and no one wants to fuck her. Then she dies and everyone lives happily ever after.

Name: Anonymous 2015-05-06 13:46

>>719
His penis was very penis-like, having all the qualities that a typical penis was expected to have, but why did he have it out?
Fucking hell.

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