/lounge/ - Why am I still alive?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 5:56

Do you ever just get so bored that you just want to drink a bunch of gasoline to liven things up a bit?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 6:59

I am afraid of death

Name: >>2-san 2014-10-29 7:00

I might add, it's because I feel like I have yet to live
those who lead fulfilling lives need not fear death, for they have already experienced life and happiness
those who are "working on it" and "not quite there yet" have more reason to fear immortality, because they feel like their labors have been fruitless
no one wants to die after a life of not living

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 9:37

stupid thread

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 12:45

Gasoline is not that toxic. You will not die from drinking gasoline. You will, however, drown your toilet in a great flood of diarrhea.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 17:13

>>4
no bully

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 18:35

>>5
Gasoline has a median lethal concentration of 13g/kg, so making the reasonable assumption that >>1 chan weighs 300lbs, it would only take drinking 1.3 gallons to probably kill him.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 18:52

>>7

"lethal" doesn't mean kills right away. Gasoline will damage liver, kidneys and stress other system parts, but OP may suffer for days or even months, before it fails completely.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 19:27

>>8
True, but you said that it would not kill him, unqualified.

Anyway, it will certainly relieve his boredom problem.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 19:50

>>6
That's not really bullying, it is a rather stupid thread.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 20:08

>>9

it will certainly relieve his boredom problem.

That's what we can all agree upon.

Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 1:12

Drink gasoaline and piss flame. DO IT NAO!
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Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 1:27

>>12
You flipping me off, kid?

Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 1:30

>>13

You flipping me off, kid?

Not that I was... but if I was, what could you do about it in any practical oar possible sense? I challenge yoar roal in this enterprise.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 12:41

>>14

Summon L33tUK, or the Goatfinger. Whichever you prefer.

Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 15:13

Hoaw aboat 4ct or SFBE?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 16:30

>>16
I hate 4ct and mr. Frat boy only gets owned.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 20:12

>>17 We hate you too!

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-31 18:04

>>18
2nd this.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-31 22:52

>>19 third!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-01 21:51

>>18
4th

Why am I still alive?

1 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 5:56

2 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 6:59

3 Name: >>2-san 2014-10-29 7:00

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 9:37

5 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 12:45

6 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 17:13

7 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 18:35

8 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 18:52

9 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 19:27

10 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 19:50

11 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-29 20:08

12 Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 1:12

13 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 1:27

14 Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 1:30

15 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 12:41

16 Name: RedCream 2014-10-30 15:13

17 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 16:30

18 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-30 20:12

19 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-31 18:04

20 Name: Anonymous 2014-10-31 22:52

21 Name: Anonymous 2014-11-01 21:51