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/prog/ survey thread

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-12 3:18

Please fill out the survey /prog/! If you only use /lounge/, then please either kill yourself or take the survey anyway. Also, please give serious replies only. Remember, G-d is watching.

1. When did you find /prog/?
2. How old are you?
3. What race are you?
4. What is your favorite food?
5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?
6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Have you ever masturbated at work?
10. What other boards do you visit?
11. What is your political alignment?
12. Have you ever lied on a resume?
13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?
14. Do you have a valid Windows license?
15. What country are you from?
16. Do you have a medical license?
17. What city are you from?
18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?
19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?
21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?
22. What is the longest cock that you can take?
23. Have you ever abused an animal?
24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?
25. Do you believe in your friends?
26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?
27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?
28. What gender do you identify as?
29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?
30. Have you ever masturbated in church?
31. What program are you most proud of?
32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?
33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?
34. What is your favorite dildo style?
35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?
36. What is your favorite natural language?
37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?
38. What is your favorite video game?
39. Have you ever done drugs?
40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?
42. What word processor do you use?
43. Have you ever abused a child?
44. How old is your father?
45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?
46. Do you believe in vampires?
47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?
48. What is your favorite number?
49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?
50. Do you smoke?
51. Do you have any siblings?
52. Do you believe in God?
53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?
54. Do you prefer birds or fish?
55. When did you hit puberty?
56. Do you have any pets?
57. What is your favorite programming language?
58. Have you ever abused network access?
59. Do you drink?
60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?
61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?
62. Have you ever abused the elderly?
63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?
64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?
66. What programming environment do you use?
67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?
68. What is the longest that you can stay up?
69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?
70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?
71. Do you believe in magic?
72. What operating system do you use?
73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?
74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?
75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?
76. Do you have a license to practice law?
77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?
78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?
79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?
80. What sex are you?
81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?
82. Do you bleach your hair?
83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?
84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?
85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?
86. Do you have a driver’s license?
87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?
88. Do you believe in external reality?
89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?
90. Have you ever pirated software?
91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?
92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?
93. What keyboard layout do you use?
94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?
95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?
96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?
97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?
98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?
99. Do you bleach your teeth?
100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?
101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?
102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?
104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?
105. What degrees do you hold?
106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?
107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?
108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?
109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?
110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?
111. Do you bleach your anus?
112. What is your favorite Touhou?
113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?
114. What is your favorite hurricane?
115. Have you made plans for retirement?
116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?
117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?
118. Have you ever masturbated anally?
119. When did you find /prog/riders?
120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?
121. What is your favorite drug?
122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?
123. How old is your mother?
124. Do you believe in yourself?
125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:22

>>79

Whose posts?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:23

>>80
Stop seeing his posts!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:28

>>81
theist-kunt is notorious for derailing threads with personal attacks that spin off into retort-wars. Only respond to theist-kunt in threads that deserve it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:45

>>79
Who's ``he''? And stop with your special exclamation mark, it makes you look like a wimpy autist with a faint voice. You shall see the posts as that is just how it is.

>>80
Faggot eurotrash teenager. I've been on 4chan since 2004, what about you? I don't even care for anime and you're just following the herd.

>>82
Retard.

>>83
Who is this ``theist'', atheist? I didn't see this website being the bbs of Richard ``TinyBritPrick'' Dawkins. Maybe you should stop following the herd and post something interesting for once, idiot? Truly bonkers versions of idealized little girls created by demented nips from a demented (and radioactive) society used in the most idiotic, banal, and infantile creations and consumed by manchild or teenage mental infant eurotash, beaner, and occasionally the autistic american, is not interesting.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:53

>>66
I LOVE YOUR POSTS SO MUCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 22:26

>>83

Oh, I thought it was just some rando retard, how could I not realize it was theist-kunt.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 22:50

I've been on 4chan since 2004
I don't even care for anime
does not compute

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 8:16

Who's ``he''
He, it was clear from his post

And stop with your special exclamation mark
!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 21:27

I want to ravage Satoko's anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 21:31

>>89

She's mine.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 22:28

>>90
You can have her vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 22:32

>>91

No. I will have everything. You can have Rika, or Hanyuu, or whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 22:58

>>92
I'll take Rika (i'm going to demolish her asshole too) and Satoko. If you've got a problem with that, then I'll kick your ass.

Also, /jp/ uploaded Hou.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 23:12

>>93

I'll shove an Oyashiro-sama statue up your butthole and you will like it.

/jp/ uploaded what?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 23:45

>>94
I'll gut you like a fucking Rika and throw you down a well.

Hou is the new Higurashi release. It includes an arc for Hanyuu's back story, an arc with two new strange lolies that hate Hanyuu, and Hinamizawa bus stop.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 23:49

>>94
Hou, the latest version of the NippahTM mystery novel series.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-20 23:55

>>95
HOLY FUCK IS IT TRANSLATED YET

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 0:09

>>97
Of course not, it was released a couple of days ago.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 0:45

>>97
Of course not. It was released last month, but this is the first time the gaijin got it. Apparently, anon had to go to a Chinese source to get it. Fucking Nips.

Anyway, expect a translation in a year, earliest. If ever.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-21 18:52

Why do you need translations?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-23 3:09

>>73
Ah, the guilt. I have to confess something. I'm not really a NEET. It's just... it's just that my job is so menial and embarrassing that I don't want to admit to it.

>>95
Neat-o. Maybe I'll be able to read it one day.

Name: >>73 2014-09-23 5:14

>>101
Funny, I feel the same way about mine!

Name: Hou spoilers 2014-09-24 3:28

It's official, Hanyuu is an alien who leaches souls out of her victims. She's a filthy whore who cares for nothing but continuing her existence and doesn't care how many times she has to get Rika killed to keep her alive. She's is a filthy cunt that stole Hinanizawa from the new god loli. Basically, she is responsible for all the pain and misery that the club felt, especially Rika. She only cares for Rika in the same way that a child molester likes his his victim, she's someone Hanyuu can control and manipulate and get off on her pain.

Also, the new loli is evil and not a loli. After trying to kill everyone and infect the world with her parasites and causing Rika to kill herself, she joins the club (lel, what?) and lifts her shirt to reveal a-cups in a punishment game. Fucking Ryukishi can't draw flat for shit, that asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-24 13:29

>>103
FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-24 16:38

>>104

ME

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-24 18:28

>>105
UPSIDE

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-25 3:24

>>104,105,106
Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-25 8:58

>>107
More of this, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-25 19:56

>>70
funny, someone who identifies as a crypto-fascist isn't really a crypto-fascist

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 14:52

>>103
I want to cum in Hanyuu's smelly, bitchy vagina.

Also, does that mean that Irie would be killing Hanyuu by curing HS?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 15:05

Am I really supposed to stay away from fucking /lounge/ until Hou is translated to avoid getting spoiled?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 16:39

>>111
Yes, go away forever.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 19:33

>>111
It was in spoiler tags, and the name was `Hou spoilers'.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 22:04

>>113
I never said I read the spoilers, and I didn't read them. But I'm scared because more spoilers could come.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 23:26

>>114
spoil my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-26 23:43

>>114
It was all in Rika's head. ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... ..... .... ..... ..... ..... .....

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-27 0:24

>>116
WHY DID I READ THIS

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-27 4:39

>>109
That's the anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-01 1:05

>>116
So what you're saying is that Rika is a chuunibyou?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-01 17:12

Where can I play mahjong online, with the standard rules? I want to learn it.
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