/prog/ survey thread

Please fill out the survey /prog/! If you only use /lounge/, then please either kill yourself or take the survey anyway. Also, please give serious replies only. Remember, G-d is watching.

1. When did you find /prog/?
2. How old are you?
3. What race are you?
4. What is your favorite food?
5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?
6. Do you prefer books or ebooks?
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
8. What is your favorite color?
9. Have you ever masturbated at work?
10. What other boards do you visit?
11. What is your political alignment?
12. Have you ever lied on a resume?
13. What is your favorite scented candle scent?
14. Do you have a valid Windows license?
15. What country are you from?
16. Do you have a medical license?
17. What city are you from?
18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?
19. Have you ever masturbated while driving?
20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?
21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?
22. What is the longest cock that you can take?
23. Have you ever abused an animal?
24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?
25. Do you believe in your friends?
26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?
27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?
28. What gender do you identify as?
29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?
30. Have you ever masturbated in church?
31. What program are you most proud of?
32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?
33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm?
34. What is your favorite dildo style?
35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?
36. What is your favorite natural language?
37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?
38. What is your favorite video game?
39. Have you ever done drugs?
40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs?
41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?
42. What word processor do you use?
43. Have you ever abused a child?
44. How old is your father?
45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?
46. Do you believe in vampires?
47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?
48. What is your favorite number?
49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?
50. Do you smoke?
51. Do you have any siblings?
52. Do you believe in God?
53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?
54. Do you prefer birds or fish?
55. When did you hit puberty?
56. Do you have any pets?
57. What is your favorite programming language?
58. Have you ever abused network access?
59. Do you drink?
60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?
61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?
62. Have you ever abused the elderly?
63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?
64. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?
66. What programming environment do you use?
67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons?
68. What is the longest that you can stay up?
69. Do you believe in the Holocaust?
70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?
71. Do you believe in magic?
72. What operating system do you use?
73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?
74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?
75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?
76. Do you have a license to practice law?
77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?
78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS?
79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?
80. What sex are you?
81. Have you ever visited a prostitute?
82. Do you bleach your hair?
83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?
84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?
85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?
86. Do you have a driver’s license?
87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?
88. Do you believe in external reality?
89. Have you ever masturbated in a box?
90. Have you ever pirated software?
91. When did you realize that you were a programmer?
92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?
93. What keyboard layout do you use?
94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?
95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath?
96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus?
97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated?
98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?
99. Do you bleach your teeth?
100. Have you ever abused cough syrup?
101. Have you ever masturbated while crying?
102. Do you prefer dogs or cats?
103. Have you ever masturbated in jail?
104. What is your favorite fast-food chain?
105. What degrees do you hold?
106. Do you believe in Bitcoin?
107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?
108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?
109. Do you prefer American or British spelling?
110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife?
111. Do you bleach your anus?
112. What is your favorite Touhou?
113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?
114. What is your favorite hurricane?
115. Have you made plans for retirement?
116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?
117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science?
118. Have you ever masturbated anally?
119. When did you find /prog/riders?
120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?
121. What is your favorite drug?
122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?
123. How old is your mother?
124. Do you believe in yourself?
125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

I like Rika. Hanyuu is fucking trash though. She's totally useless as a god and spends the majority of her time trying to convince Rika to give up. Then, after Rika finally gets her happiness, Hanyuu tries to take credit and punish Rika for shit that was her fault. ``Oh Rika, you've been a bad girl and haven't been living as a human because I've been resurrecting you and watching you get killed over and over again because I'm scared of being alone. You need to atone for this sin, so I'll have you hit by a truck so I can send you into a hellish world so you can appreciate how wrong you are.'' Not to even mention the fact that the whole game being in a state of logic error was because Hanyuu was incompetent. Fuck you Hanyuu. I hope your horns break off and you go back to hell. Maybe in Hou Hanyuu can be put in her place by real gods who take less than a hundred years to stop their miko from being murdered.

>>41
Don't talk shit about Hanyuu you disrespectful nigger, choke in a million dicks and jump ass-down in the sharpest rock you can find

>>42
How rude.

I hope you get demoned away.

Satoko is the best and cutest and is the true main character.

>>44

I agree 100% and bit more you are so smart and nice dubs by the way.

I want to ravish Satoko's voice.

/prog/

I want to be Satoko's niinii.

Hi, >>1 here, I'd just like to say how amazed I am at how many replies my thread is getting. Thanks guys!

Also, Shion is the best. All the others are merely mediocre.

>>49

You are objectively wrong because Mion is better than Shion and you know I'm right.

>>50
I don't need happiness, all I need is Shion.

>>51

Serves you right.

1. When did you find /prog/? About five years ago
2. How old are you? 5
3. What race are you? Nigger
4. What is your favorite food? Cocks
5. Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson? Sussman
6. Do you prefer books or ebooks? Ebooks
7. Do you believe in ghosts? No
8. What is your favorite color? Nigger
9. Have you ever masturbated at work? No
10. What other boards do you visit? /prog/, SAoVQ, Redcream's Lounge
11. What is your political alignment? Kill all Jews
12. Have you ever lied on a resume? No
13. What is your favorite scented candle scent? Scents are shit for fags
14. Do you have a valid Windows license? No
15. What country are you from? Congo
16. Do you have a medical license? No
17. What city are you from? Congo City
18. Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr? None
19. Have you ever masturbated while driving? No
20. Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers? Positive
21. Do you have a positive or negative view of rape? Neutral
22. What is the longest cock that you can take? 20"
23. Have you ever abused an animal? No
24. Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay? Optical media is shit
25. Do you believe in your friends? What friends
26. What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold? None
27. Have you ever masturbated in a hospital? No
28. What gender do you identify as? Cis male
29. Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile? No
30. Have you ever masturbated in church? No
31. What program are you most proud of? Touhou Project
32. Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer? What
33. Have you ever masturbated on a farm? No
34. What is your favorite dildo style? None
35. What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex? Virgin
36. What is your favorite natural language? Japanese
37. Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans? No
38. What is your favorite video game? Maiden Rape Assault ~ Violent Semen Inferno
39. Have you ever done drugs? No
40. Have you ever been addicted to drugs? No
41. Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails? Neutral
42. What word processor do you use? vim
43. Have you ever abused a child? No
44. How old is your father? 12
45. Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality? Negative
46. Do you believe in vampires? No
47. Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia? Neutral
48. What is your favorite number? 420, 88
49. Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting? Negative
50. Do you smoke? weeeeeeeeeeed
51. Do you have any siblings? Yes
52. Do you believe in God? No
53. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working? 30 years
54. Do you prefer birds or fish? Birds
55. When did you hit puberty? Yesterday
56. Do you have any pets? No
57. What is your favorite programming language? C, Scheme
58. Have you ever abused network access? Yes
59. Do you drink? No
60. Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements? Negative
61. Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism? No
62. Have you ever abused the elderly? No
63. Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder? Cudder-kike-sama
64. Have you ever masturbated on camera? No
65. What is the least complex project you have ever worked on? GUI frontend for rsync
66. What programming environment do you use? vim + gcc
67. Do you prefer anime or cartoons? Anime
68. What is the longest that you can stay up? 20 hours
69. Do you believe in the Holocaust? Yes
70. Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola? Positive
71. Do you believe in magic? Only in Touhous
72. What operating system do you use? Slackware
73. What is your favorite jelly bean flavor? None
74. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating? 10 hours
75. Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual? No
76. Do you have a license to practice law? No
77. Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles? Slightly negative
78. Do you prefer PVC or ABS? What the fuck is ABS
79. Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal? Don't know, never tried either
80. What sex are you? Male
81. Have you ever visited a prostitute? Yes
82. Do you bleach your hair? No
83. Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile? No
84. Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs? Yes
85. Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS? Negative
86. Do you have a driver’s license? Yes
87. What is the most complex project you have ever worked on? Game server
88. Do you believe in external reality? What
89. Have you ever masturbated in a box? Yes
90. Have you ever pirated software? Yes
91. When did you realize that you were a programmer? Tomorrow
92. Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration? Positive
93. What keyboard layout do you use? QWERTY
94. Have you ever masturbated in the mirror? Yes
95. What is the longest that you can hold your breath? 1 second
96. Have you ever masturbated on the bus? No
97. Have you ever driven while intoxicated? No
98. Have you ever masturbated at a funeral? No
99. Do you bleach your teeth? No
100. Have you ever abused cough syrup? No
101. Have you ever masturbated while crying? Yes
102. Do you prefer dogs or cats? None
103. Have you ever masturbated in jail? No
104. What is your favorite fast-food chain? None
105. What degrees do you hold? First-degree murder
106. Do you believe in Bitcoin? Yes
107. What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex? Two lifetimes
108. Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking? Negative
109. Do you prefer American or British spelling? American
110. Have you ever masturbated with a knife? Hot
111. Do you bleach your anus? No
112. What is your favorite Touhou? Moon rabbit
113. Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail? No
114. What is your favorite hurricane? Your mom
115. Have you made plans for retirement? Yes
116. What is your favorite microprocessor architecture? Anything RISC
117. Do you have a positive or negative view of science? Positive
118. Have you ever masturbated anally? Yes
119. When did you find /prog/riders? Ever since it started
120. Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame? daze
121. What is your favorite drug? weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd
122. Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund? No
123. How old is your mother? 12
124. Do you believe in yourself? Yes
125. Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work? Screws

Keiichi is a girl.

>>54
Genderswapped release when?

Mion is effiminate and confused about his identity. He loves fashion and often plays trivia games in the club. Refers to himself as Mion-hime. Secretly wants to be manly. He wants to ask Keiichi out, but gets friendzoned.
Shion is a distant delinquent who stays to himself. He gives cryptic advice to Mion about being a man.
Rena is an autistic dork otaku that collects ``cute'' figurines of anime lolies pissing on things. She gets violent easily.
Satoko is a troubled kid with pyromania and loves traps (not the fag kind). She rigged her parent's house to burn down and look like an accident, burning them alive.
Rika is a Satoko's quiet friend that tries to keep Satoko out of trouble. The village adores him though.
Hanyuu is a fat and lazy kid that has just hit puberty and is covered in acne. People see him walking around with those horns and say ``God damn, that retard is still wearing those fucking stupid horns. Grow up, kid!''. He then starts whimpering and gets beat up for being a pussy.
Satoshi is a homely onee-chan with slightly-off proportions and a depressing face. For some reason, Shion likes her.
Oiishi is a veteran police dispatcher who is extremely uptight and lives a modest life. Ever since her lesbian partner, the secretary of the dam project, was murdered, she swore revenge on the Sonozakis, and often sends patrols to their house. They haven't noticed.
Irie is a cougar slut on the prowl for little boys to abuse and punishes their penises, but not in a cruel way. Since she is a woman, she adopted several children, but they all ran away to Tokyo and filed official complaints against her.
Takano has to bone the fatty Tomitaki to get funding. He was forced by the Imperial government to work in a bomb factory after his family was killed. He fell asleep on one of his 20 hour shifts and was punished. Birds would shit in the bombs, and he had to clean it off with his tongue. After the war, he went to live with Hifume, who smelled like old people and made him read her shitty horror-mystery stories. He believed that garbage and became a scientist.
Tomitaki is a career bureaucrat who waddles when she walks and never wants to give out any money. She likes anal.
Chie is a lolicon who became a teacher so he could fuggle little boys. He got this way by eating so much curry, the staple of the currynigger diet, which made him a faggot whose only thought was to breed. Since there is no functioning police force or child protective service in Hinamizawa, he is likely to keep getting away with his degenerate sins for years to come.
Oreo is a senile old man who often orders random acts of violence to be committed. He has Mion personally oversee several beatings and a few murders to train him to be the next head.
Akasaka is a secret agent feminist who can do all a man can do, and better. She slaps the shit out of Rika when Rika shows affection to her and refuses to help him, a cis male, when there is a patriarchy to be smashed. She finds the patriarchy in Hinamizawa five years later and returns because she wanted to do so, not to help Rika.
Okonogi is a sadistic dominatrix with a fetish for gore and torture. She executed the some of the village by burying them all up to their heads, then walking through the fields and stomping on their heads. The rest she had fight to the death with garden tools.
Fredericka Bernkastel is scrapped completely, because shota angst is boring. Instead, she is replaced with Lauert Bernd from Unteralterbach, meaning Dark-Rika wanders the streets of Hinamizawa trying to solve the mystery. Or, trying to solve it when he isn't avoiding the vigilante lynch mobs out to kill him, smoking weed with children then fucking them, getting raped by loli witches and fairies and Cirno, or being payed by the police to look at CP all day. This makes for a much more interesting story and will allow for several OVAs. Rika's probably not very interested in stopping it either.

She gets violent easily

*He

I enjoyed your concept of Hanyuu, Mion, Satoshi, Oishii, Takano and Irie. Your concept of Rika is lacking. I moderately enjoy the idea of inserting Bernd in Hinamizawa.

>>56
I couldn't think of anything for Rika. She's more complicated than the others and it is hard to think of a new backstory that could still be shoehorned in, so I decided just to leave it vague.

Other than that, I was most disappointed in Okonogi. As it went on, the story began getting more and more absurd, till I gave up. I just can't imagine that monster as a woman.

I also like the my idea of Bernd in Hinamizawa. I typed it as I thought it up and it survived mostly unchanged. Someone should make that. Not me though.

>>57
Instead of getting gutted in the ritual, male rika would suffer from fatal penis punishment.

>>55-58
Go suck some dick, faggots.

>>59

DRINK COKE FOR THAT REFRESHING BROWNESS

>>55
Your suggestion is pretty damn good, I'm surprised /prog/ could come up with this.

I don't think I would have enjoyed Higurashi the same if it had been a bunch of dicks and just one girl, though. Satoko and Rika get me hard like no other thing does, Shion and Mion are way too fucking cute/hot, Rena's got a cute voice and I hate Takano so much I'd poke her with my dick until she liked it.

Oh god why is Higurashi so great

I want to drink beers and cuddle with Mion and I want Shion to step on my dick and laugh condescendly at me.

Proof that Kei1 is a girl

http://i1.pixiv.net/img41/img/nuann/31453431_p5.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1069077?tags=maebara_keiichi
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/763321?tags=maebara_keiichi

>>55

Chie is a lolicon [...] so he could fuggle little boys

What?!

replaced with Lauert Bernd

Haha, Bern→Bernd. That was non-ironically terrible! But it would be stupid and gay if all the main cast were male.if you can't fuck Satoko or the others, then why even bother with the sex at all?

>>64

You can get fucked by virgin-eater Irie which is almost as goood.

Firstly, I'd like to apologize for making a blog post out of this. When I started typing this reply, I never wanted it to be this big and full of worthless analysis. Please, kill me.

>>59
Fuck you.

>>61

Your suggestion is pretty damn good, I'm surprised /prog/ could come up with this.

Fuck you too. All my posts are gold. I slave away all day long to produce the gayest Higurashi content on the entire fucking internet and what do I have to show for it? Piss bottles without lids and a demanding, entitled, jeering audience. I could be kicking it like Rand(all), making millions drawing stick figures with one-liners and selling books to hipsters, but I chose to come here and give it to you for fucking free. Pouring my heart and soul into every keystroke. Then what happens? ``Oh wow, that idiot finally wrote something worthy of the privilege of being read by me.'' I don't even know what I do this for any more. My mother was right. I should have taken that job offer I got instead of hanging out with you ungrateful losers as a NEET for five years in a row. I'm so pissed that I can't even fap right now. Thanks for ruining my entire fucking evening, asshole. è_é

I don't think I would have enjoyed Higurashi the same if it had been a bunch of dicks and just one girl, though.

That's true. The cast being mostly girls made it easier to feel for them and like them in a way that I don't with male characters. I know how pathetic that sounds, but I don't mean to say that I wouldn't have enjoyed it: it's still a great story. Much like Touhou, it gives you an immerse world full of interesting characters, but only half the fun is in the game itself. The other half is discussing it and obsessing over your favorite characters and thinking about them. You get to feel their pain and happiness with them in a way that you don't in your own life.

That's not impossible to do with guys, of course, but it's much less ... interesting. Look at Shinji in Evangilon _{which I didn't particularly care about}. He's an angsty faggot, but has very good reasons to be. Still, I don't really care. Been there, done that. Get over it, chump. Or with Sato from NHK. I can empathize with his retardation a lot, but still, I don't care to discuss it years after reading the book. Or even Battler in Umineko. No one really cares about his bullshit feelings. He was just a vehicle to act as protagonist for the, then he had to ruin that and run to the witch side, which left most people feeling betrayed. It was hinted since at least EP2 that he was slowly falling in love with Beato and that he was increasingly conflicted (to the point that his sister being murdered right in front of him only kept him charging for a little while), but his feelings weren't important to most people. Myself included: he had one fucking job to do, and it wasn't obscure the mystery so he could fuck some schizo nullo queer. I never wanted to look at his thought process and understand why he did the things he did, as opposed to, say, Satoko, who was endearing immediately when her back story of abuse was revealed. It was easy to dwell on. ^{I think an exception to this was Keiichi himself. That may be because we got so much insight into his mind before having his sin dropped on us that it was impossible to not reevaluate him completely. Still, he is rarely discussed in Higurashi thread, so that may just be me.}

>>64
Oops, it is a habit. I've typed `shotacon' all of maybe ten times in my entire life. I usually just use `lolicon' as code word for pedophile anyway.

Haha, Bern→Bernd. That was non-ironically terrible! But it would be stupid and gay if all the main cast were male.if you can't fuck Satoko or the others, then why even bother with the sex at all?

Hinamizawa has 2000 people in it, I'm sure there's other girls there. They probably just get sent to school in that other town. There's that middle school girl that saved Keiichi from the bikers, I bet she's down for some lewd with the local god.

You anime losers must have the collective IQ of a chimp.

>>67
It's a visual novel. Visual NOVEL. That mean's it's cultured you fucking savage.

>>67
I never watched the Higurashi anime.
Only a chimp would jump to conclusions like that one.

When did you find /prog/?

Early 2008.

How old are you?

25.

What race are you?

Hispanic.

What is your favorite food?

Tacos.

Do you prefer The Sussman or The Abelson?

The Sussman.

Do you prefer books or ebooks?

Books.

Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

What is your favorite color?

"GRUNNUR"

Have you ever masturbated at work?

No.

What other boards do you visit?

/lounge/, but only because admin won't allow shitposting in /prog/.

What is your political alignment?

Crypto-fascist

Have you ever lied on a resume?

No.

What is your favorite scented candle scent?

Cinnamon.

Do you have a valid Windows license?

Yes.

What country are you from?

Mexico.

Do you have a medical license?

No.

What city are you from?

Mexico City.

Do you prefer Reddit or Tumblr?

Neither.

Have you ever masturbated while driving?

No.

Do you have a positive or negative view of quantum computers?

Negative.

Do you have a positive or negative view of rape?

Neither.

What is the longest cock that you can take?

15cm.

Have you ever abused an animal?

No.

Do you prefer HD-DVD or BluRay?

BluRay, but both are Terrible!

Do you believe in your friends?

No. Compilers have failed me before.

What degrees do you fraudulently claim to hold?

None.

Have you ever masturbated in a hospital?

Yes.

What gender do you identify as?

Cis male.

Are you, or have you ever been, a zoophile?

No.

Have you ever masturbated in church?

No.

What program are you most proud of?

BBCode compiler in Haskell.

Do you have a positive or negative view of cancer?

Neutral.

Have you ever masturbated on a farm?

Yes.

What is your favorite dildo style?

No preferred style.

What is the longest that you’ve ever lasted during sex?

Two days.

What is your favorite natural language?

English.

Do you believe that aliens have contacted humans?

No.

What is your favorite video game?

Jazz Jackrabbit.

Have you ever done drugs?

Yes.

Have you ever been addicted to drugs?

No.

Do you have a positive or negative view of chemtrails?

Neither.

What word processor do you use?

vim

Have you ever abused a child?

No.

How old is your father?

52.

Do you have a positive or negative view of sexuality?

Positive.

Do you believe in vampires?

No.

Do you have a positive or negative view of pedophilia?

Negative.

What is your favorite number?

642581987.

Do you have a positive or negative view of cursive handwriting?

Positive.

Do you smoke?

Occasionally.

Do you have any siblings?

Yes.

Do you believe in God?

No.

What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without working?

Three months.

Do you prefer birds or fish?

Birds.

When did you hit puberty?

14.

Do you have any pets?

No.

What is your favorite programming language?

C, Scheme.

Have you ever abused network access?

Yes.

Do you drink?

Yes.

Do you have a positive or negative view of vitamin supplements?

Negative.

Have you ever masturbated to cannibalism?

No.

Have you ever abused the elderly?

No.

Do you prefer Lambda or Cudder?

Cudder.

Have you ever masturbated on camera?

No.

What is the least complex project you have ever worked on?

VGA chipset in FPGA.

What programming environment do you use?

vim.

Do you prefer anime or cartoons?

Cartoons.

What is the longest that you can stay up?

Two days.

Do you believe in the Holocaust?

Yes.

Do you have a positive or negative view of ebola?

Neutral.

Do you believe in magic?

No.

What operating system do you use?

OpenBSD.

What is your favorite jelly bean flavor?

Grass.

What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without eating?

One week.

Are you, or have you ever been, a homosexual?

No.

Do you have a license to practice law?

No.

Do you have a positive or negative view of personal vehicles?

Negative.

Do you prefer PVC or ABS?

ABS.

Do you prefer anal sex or vaginal?

Anal sex.

What sex are you?

Male.

Have you ever visited a prostitute?

No.

Do you bleach your hair?

No.

Are you, or have you ever been, a pedophile?

No.

Would you ever suck off a nigger to get drugs?

No.

Do you have a positive or negative view of AIDS?

Neutral.

Do you have a driver’s license?

Yes.

What is the most complex project you have ever worked on?

4096-core processor design.

Do you believe in external reality?

Yes..

Have you ever masturbated in a box?

No.

Have you ever pirated software?

Yes.

When did you realize that you were a programmer?

When I first touched a computer.

Do you have a positive or negative view of space exploration?

Positive.

What keyboard layout do you use?

Unicode extended US International with AltGr dead keys.

Have you ever masturbated in the mirror?

Yes.

What is the longest that you can hold your breath?

Two minutes.

Have you ever masturbated on the bus?

Yes.

Have you ever driven while intoxicated?

No.

Have you ever masturbated at a funeral?

No.

Do you bleach your teeth?

No.

Have you ever abused cough syrup?

No.

Have you ever masturbated while crying?

No.

Do you prefer dogs or cats?

Dogs.

Have you ever masturbated in jail?

No.

What is your favorite fast-food chain?

Wendy's

What degrees do you hold?

Electronics Engineering and Computer Science BSc and MSc

Do you believe in Bitcoin?

Yes.

What is the longest that you’ve ever gone without sex?

One month.

Do you have a positive or negative view of fracking?

Negative.

Do you prefer American or British spelling?

British

Have you ever masturbated with a knife?

No.

Do you bleach your anus?

No.

What is your favorite Touhou?

Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

Have you ever stolen someone else’s mail?

Yes.

What is your favorite hurricane?

Katrina.

Have you made plans for retirement?

No.

What is your favorite microprocessor architecture?

MIPS.

Do you have a positive or negative view of science?

Positive.

Have you ever masturbated anally?

Yes.

When did you find /prog/riders?

When the original /prog/ was finally put out if its misery.

Do you have a positive or negative view of Marisa Kirisame?

Positive.

What is your favorite drug?

Smoke weed every day.

Do you own any stock or stock in a mutual fund?

Yes.

How old is your mother?

50.

Do you believe in yourself?

Yes.

Do you prefer screws or nails for doing carpentry work?

Nails.

>>67

le homophile sage

>>66

I think you are cute. I read your post 5 times, and I will read it a thousand times. Please keep posting.

>>61
I wonder if (heterosexual) women feel the same way about action films with dominant male casts? Those films are all so dull to me.

>>66
I appreciate your contributions as a humble audience member and potential participant waiting in the background for an opportunity to pitch in. However if a choice must be made between your participation and your having a functional ``life'', I would rather you be content in the real world.

>>68,67
alan moore is as good at it gets and even that is lowbrow. comics are for kids, you're a bunch of kids.

lol at these retards saying no to ghosts or aliens or other know-nothing atheist type answers.

>>74

alan moore

lol what a fkin nerd, back to reddit, nigger

>>75
you only ``like'' shitty jap shit because all your internet ``friends'' do. nigger

>>76

´´nice projection bub but i have better things to do than chat about comic books with a bunch of dorks on the internet, stupid kike``

>>77
ooga booga me japanese nd hate whitey! whitey bad! go home white piggu!

lol look at the nip's funny little girl language. piggu? it's spelled ``pig'' you fuckin jap.

fuckin beaner

>>60,66,68,69,71,75,77
Stop seeing his posts!

>>78

i'm a greasy fat american kike and my grandaddy gots killed in da perl hahboh, and becuse of it i'm eternally angry!!

*fart*