I'm not a rockstar

http://labs.ft.com/2014/08/not-everything-is-awesome/

But are you a foosball star? If not, good luck finding a job working with computer.

I'm a VIPSTAR.

>>3
I wanna be a VIPSTAR, any tips?

>>4
Wear a skirt^[1]

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_{[1]: http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1225537}

Required skills Javascript, HTML5 and CSS

Piece of shit job. It is either C/C++ or I'm not working at all.

http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?GrandMasterProgrammer

Worth remembering that some people's, er, "productivity level", is not constant. I'd estimate that when I'm having fun and pouring code out my ears, I'm about 10 times as productive as when I'm bored and discontent. Sometimes I'll spend ages talking about something and making the occasional false start, and other times I'll just hack it up in a weekend. I think that a lot of other people are the same.

>>7
Yeah, that was the first page I went to after reading the link to that site in Cudder's UTF-8LE thread on /prog/ too.