Work leisure advice

All the work I've done today totals the crazy amount of 2 lines of code. I don't think my boss is onto me yet, but I'm getting slightly worked up about it. How do I calm myself? What other hobbies should I partake in besides posting in various anonymous boards to keep my mind off heinous work? What excuse should I think up for the next meeting? I eagerly await your sagely advice.

“I would prefer not to.”

pull some miscellaneous code from the web until you get paid then get another job

Toke up a phat blunt and don't worry about it.