Name: Emanuel Goldsteinberg 2014-07-23 18:01
This thread constitutes the launch of the anti-shitpost defence system, known collequially as the "Iron Dome".
As each shitpost is launched with a POST request from the shitposter, a cyber missle is launched from the Iron Dome servers located at helio host headquarters. This missle intercepts the shitpost preventing it from ever being posted on the /lounge/ itself, with a 95% rate of successful interception. The shitpost is detected using a sophisticated regex program capable of discerning 256,000,000 unqiue shitposts from eachother. If a shitpost is deemed to be humorous and not a threat, no cyber missle is launched.
The Iron Dome is maintained and constantly redeveloped by the Tablecat Defence Force (TDF). It has cost the admin-kike approxiamatley 1 years worth of server costs.
Feel safe, /lounge/ denizens, you're being protected.
As each shitpost is launched with a POST request from the shitposter, a cyber missle is launched from the Iron Dome servers located at helio host headquarters. This missle intercepts the shitpost preventing it from ever being posted on the /lounge/ itself, with a 95% rate of successful interception. The shitpost is detected using a sophisticated regex program capable of discerning 256,000,000 unqiue shitposts from eachother. If a shitpost is deemed to be humorous and not a threat, no cyber missle is launched.
The Iron Dome is maintained and constantly redeveloped by the Tablecat Defence Force (TDF). It has cost the admin-kike approxiamatley 1 years worth of server costs.
Feel safe, /lounge/ denizens, you're being protected.