/lounge/ - let's all cut off our penises

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:15

so we can be e/jp/in 2hus

Name: penis punishment 2014-05-23 21:22

penis punishment

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:38

_del

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:10

You're supposed to fuck a Touhou, not to be a Touhou.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:15

>>4
but wich 1 2 fug

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:20

The idea of a female doctor holding me down while she tells me that I am not man enough to have one of these and then she removes one or both of my testicles and even perhaps my penis has always been a fantasy of mine since I was a little boy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:22

>>5
Moar liek which 2hu wouldn't you fuck, amirite?

The answer is all the child ones. Pedos are disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:23

>>7
I like to think Cirno, Suika, Rumia, Daiyousei and all the lolis have the body of a 16 year old, with fun sized boobs.

It's not pedophilia if they are 495 years old.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:42

>>8

fun sized boobs

^{^FAT} _{_NUGGETS}

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:50

>>4

Only normals who like javashit think like this. To achieve satori you have to be a girl and wear a cute dress and drink tea and live a life free of such vulgar desires. Thus, you will never have a chance at achieving satori, buta-san. Too bad.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:02

>>10
I'm not a normalshit who likes Javashit, nor I am a pig. I'm just a normal man who likes Lisp and cute Touhous.

It's not my fault I get NP-hard when those cute Touhous happen to be nude.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:05

>>11
What Touhou porn do you fap the most/hardest to?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:23

>>12
Mostly vanilla, or what /jp/ calls ``happysex''. I guess socks/stockings/pantyhose are fine too.
Sorry if my answer disappoints you, it's what I like the most.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:49

>>8
Disgusting and not canon. All Touhous are lolies in my Genkosyo, and you are forbidden from ever visiting.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 0:15

>>14
I never said my personal Gensokyo was canon.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 0:38

>>11

You can't fool me, disgusting java-loving buta-me. Your destiny shall be eternal penis punishment.

Name: John 2014-05-24 0:49

My name isn't Bud.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 1:10

>>17

It isn't John either, lying kike.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 2:35

>>1
I want to be the touhou with a penis.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 5:06

>>1
>>19
me too

let's all cut off our penises

1 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:15

2 Name: penis punishment 2014-05-23 21:22

3 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:38

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:10

5 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:15

6 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:20

7 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:22

8 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:23

9 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:42

10 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 22:50

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14 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 23:49

15 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 0:15

16 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 0:38

17 Name: John 2014-05-24 0:49

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19 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 2:35

20 Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 5:06