GNU/Pedox

I want to publish a GNU/Linux distro for the pedophile community. It supports working without any storage device, while storing childporn encrypted online, in case of the racists cops raid, there is a killswitch that can be used to quickly to purge the entire memory, filling it with "GNU IS NOT UNIX" phrase. The distro will be named GNU/Pedox to RMS. So I wonder if this GNU acronym is trademarked, or Stallman will allow a fellow pedophile to use GNU trademark for the greater child molestation good?

Tails is unsafe. FBI caught a pedophile using it: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v7gd9b/facebook-helped-fbi-hack-child-predator-buster-hernandez