The Virgin Car Driver vs Motorcycle Chad

Virgin Car Driver:
Afraid of collisions and incidents that will damage his expensive car
Always stuck in traffic
Huge loan just for the car
Constantly angry about gas prices
Buys tons of foods to justify car trips to supermarket, gets fatter
Probably in virgin car enthusiast forum
Religiously checks safety belts
Also belts the dog, despite protest
Can't see anything without lights and mirrors
Honks to indicate impotent rage
Afraid to go near the speed limit
Deluded that the aluminum shell of the car protects him somehow
Makes various excuses to his bad driving skills that center on car quality
Secretly wants a self-driving electric car
Can only drives on pristine paved roads, a few potholes will fuck him up
Car easily stolen despite all safety measures and alarms

Motorcycle Chad:
Not afraid of risk
Rides into the sunset just like in film
Never been in a traffic jam
Motorcycle paid in full years before the virgin car driver
Superb driving and reaction skills from years of motorcycle races
Probably in a motorcycle gang
Has never seen a safety belt
Alpha vision allows him to see cars in the dark
Revvs up engines to indicate dominance of the road
Can ride everywhere he wants
Chad keep his motorcycle at home where it will not get stolen
Car cucks envy him in traffic jams as he races past all obstacles

Actually the motorcycle "Chad" is a loser:
1.breathing car fumes and his own exhaust, while cars have internal filtration systems.
2.prone to die in any accident, because its just a glorified mountain bike with an engine.
3.a pothole will ruin the motorcycle much more severely than a car.
4.listening to constant noise, will be deaf from ear damage.
5.motorcycle gangs are full of losers and criminals, he'll end up in jail if he associates with them.
6.He is just too poor to afford a car.
7."Riding into sunset" means night driving where accidents are more common.
8.insurance regards motorcycles as extremely risky vehicle, he'll pay for insurance more than his cycle worth.
Well, at least the organ transplants become easier with all the motorcycle chads around dying like flies.

the virgin car driver will get drunk and literally murder the motorcycle cuck in what would otherwise be a fender bender