Name: Anonymous 2018-06-07 10:32
The Virgin Fapper:
Faps secretly once per day
Feels shame all day
Carefully wipes all evidence of fapping
Constantly in private mode in all browsers
Family has no idea of his interests
Doesn't save anything remotely questionable, fears it being discovered
Tries to hide erections
Fetishes are bland and boring, often advertised in category of every porn site
In mortal fear of anyone finding him fapping
Spiritually naive, summons tulpas for sex and gets demons
Succubi play him like a toy
Doesn't have any sex toys or dolls, afraid of anyone finding his interests
Dreams of secretly owning a sex doll
Sex fantasies are scripted to be non-offensive as possible
Horrified of possible rape accusations, can't even approach women
Destined to be a member of some fringe incel-filled forum
Carefully adjusts his schedules and plans to avoid interacting with children
Thinks that 2D>3D unironically
Probably a lolicon in denial
Thinks that hentai is superior to porn in every way, but faps to porn more
Doesn't bookmark some sites, but types them in directly
Life revolves on internet
The Bruce lvl99 Pornomancer:
Faps all day and night if awake
Fucks everything possible regardless of consent
House reeks of decayed semen
Thots fear him because of rape vibes
Animals hide before he approaches
Refers to women as thots and cum dumpsters casually
Fated to be on sexual offender lists in multiple countries
Has terabytes of porn and hentai of various levels of legality
Dick often sore despite the lube
Immune to prostate cancer
Faps diluted to milky clear water
Has hardcore rape fantasies
Prepares for post-apocalyptic rape rampages
Would not miss any opportunity for sex
Libido is off the charts
Chad physique due constant hand exercises
Sex life so varied, multiple psychologists envy him while he describes his passions
Own tons of sex toys and gadgets, still uses his hands
Into all forms of BDSM as long as he dominates
Calls most fetishes casual, even those which /d/ finds abhorrent, because he fapped to them all multiple times
Traps aren't gay, as long as he fucks the gay out of them
Spiritual pursuits consists of nun porn and sexy demons
Dreams infested with succubi flustrated with lost sexual fluids
Probably has a dedicated chamber in hell prepared
Emotional range reduced to lust and rage
Doesn't have any idea for relationships longer than few hours
Unironically supports sex slavery
Described as "local creep" in newspaper
Browses fringe imageboards and darknets casually
Faps secretly once per day
Feels shame all day
Carefully wipes all evidence of fapping
Constantly in private mode in all browsers
Family has no idea of his interests
Doesn't save anything remotely questionable, fears it being discovered
Tries to hide erections
Fetishes are bland and boring, often advertised in category of every porn site
In mortal fear of anyone finding him fapping
Spiritually naive, summons tulpas for sex and gets demons
Succubi play him like a toy
Doesn't have any sex toys or dolls, afraid of anyone finding his interests
Dreams of secretly owning a sex doll
Sex fantasies are scripted to be non-offensive as possible
Horrified of possible rape accusations, can't even approach women
Destined to be a member of some fringe incel-filled forum
Carefully adjusts his schedules and plans to avoid interacting with children
Thinks that 2D>3D unironically
Probably a lolicon in denial
Thinks that hentai is superior to porn in every way, but faps to porn more
Doesn't bookmark some sites, but types them in directly
Life revolves on internet
The Bruce lvl99 Pornomancer:
Faps all day and night if awake
Fucks everything possible regardless of consent
House reeks of decayed semen
Thots fear him because of rape vibes
Animals hide before he approaches
Refers to women as thots and cum dumpsters casually
Fated to be on sexual offender lists in multiple countries
Has terabytes of porn and hentai of various levels of legality
Dick often sore despite the lube
Immune to prostate cancer
Faps diluted to milky clear water
Has hardcore rape fantasies
Prepares for post-apocalyptic rape rampages
Would not miss any opportunity for sex
Libido is off the charts
Chad physique due constant hand exercises
Sex life so varied, multiple psychologists envy him while he describes his passions
Own tons of sex toys and gadgets, still uses his hands
Into all forms of BDSM as long as he dominates
Calls most fetishes casual, even those which /d/ finds abhorrent, because he fapped to them all multiple times
Traps aren't gay, as long as he fucks the gay out of them
Spiritual pursuits consists of nun porn and sexy demons
Dreams infested with succubi flustrated with lost sexual fluids
Probably has a dedicated chamber in hell prepared
Emotional range reduced to lust and rage
Doesn't have any idea for relationships longer than few hours
Unironically supports sex slavery
Described as "local creep" in newspaper
Browses fringe imageboards and darknets casually