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I Have Had My Face Farted On

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-04 19:35

So I was in the hallway with my classmates, waiting for the teacher to get to class to unlock it since he has to teach in two classrooms throughout the day, therefore he's normally a minute late getting here. Anyway, this guy, Bryce, seems to always be farting in class. You can hear him do it several time a class period it's been a normal thing. Never have I been close to him to actually smell it. Till today.

I dropped something on the ground. A rolled up poster board for another class I believe. I bent down to pick it out without realizing that my face was inches from his butt, and then he let it out, probably not even realizing I was behind him. He farted right next to my face and I could smell it and it was terrible. I quickly got up and commented about it. He just laughed and said "sucks to be you". Then he held me by my shoulders and burped in my face. It was funny but man this guy is gross!

Name: Anonymous 2018-02-05 2:43

cool, cool

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